IF THE CAP FITS.

THE following advertisement was some years ago posted up at North

Shields:

"Whereas several idle and disorderly persons have lately made a practice

of riding on an ass belonging to Mr. ----, the head of the Ropery

stairs; now, lest any accident should happen, he takes this method of

informing the public, that he has determined _to shoot his said ass_,

and cautions any person who may be riding on it at the time, to take

care of himself, lest by some unfortunate mistake he should shoot the

_wrong one_."

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