AN ELIGIBLE CORPS.

MR. BENSLEY, before he went on the stage, was a captain in the army. One

day he met a Scotch officer who had been in the same regiment. The

latter was happy to meet his old messmate, but was ashamed to be seen

with a player. He therefore hurried Bensley to an unfrequented

coffee-house, where he asked him very seriously, "Hoo could ye disgrace

the corps by turning a play-actor?" Mr. Bensley answered, that he by no

means considered it in that light; on the contrary, that a respectable

performer of good conduct was much esteemed, and kept the best company.

"And what, man," said the other, "do you get by this business of yours?"

"I have," replied Mr. B., "at present an income of near a thousand a

year." "A thousand a year!" exclaimed Saunders, astonished, "_hae ye ony

vacancies in your corps?_"

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