INDIAN FINESSE.

SOON after the settlement of New England, Governor Dudley saw a stout

Indian idling in the market-place of Boston, and asked him why he did

not work? He said he had nobody to employ him, but added, "Why don't you

work, massa?" "Oh!" says the Governor, "my head works; but come, if you

are good for any thing I will give you employment." He accordingly took

him into his service, but soon found him to be an idle and thievish

vagabond. For some tricks one day, his Excellency found it necessary to

order him a whipping, which he did by a letter he desired him to carry,

addressed to the provost marshal. Jack's guilty conscience made him

suspect the contents, and meeting another Indian, he gave him a glass of

rum to carry it for him. The poor devil willingly undertook to deliver

it, and the marshal, as directed, caused the bearer to receive a hearty

flogging. When this reached the Governor's ears, he asked Mr. Jack how

he dared do such a thing. "Ah! massa," said he, "_head work_!"

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