PROPENSITIES.

THE American General Lee, being one day at dinner where there were some

Scotch officers, took occasion to say, that when he had got a glass too

much, he had an unfortunate propensity to abuse the Scotch, and

therefore should such a thing happen, he hoped they would excuse him.

"By all means," said one of the Caledonians, "we have all our failings,

especially when in liquor. I have myself, when inebriated, a very

disagreeable propensity, if I hear any person abusing my country, to

take the first thing I can lay hold of, and knock that man down. I hope

therefore the company will excuse me if anything of the kind should

happen." General Lee did not that afternoon indulge his propensity.

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