AN INFALLIBLE RECEIPT.

AS Louis XIV. was, one severe frosty day, traveling from Versailles to

Paris, he met a young man, very lightly clothed, tripping along in as

much apparent comfort as if it had been in the midst of summer. He

called him,--"How is it," said the king, "that, dressed as you are, you

seem to feel no inconvenience from the cold, while, notwithstanding my

warm apparel, I cannot keep from shivering?" "Sire," replied the

pedestrian, "if your majesty will follow my example, I engage that you

will be the warmest monarch of Europe." "How so?" asked the king. "Your

majesty need only, like me, _carry all your wardrobe on your back_."

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