A COUNSELLOR.

WHEN Lord Chesterfield was in administration, he proposed a person to

his late majesty, as proper to fill a place of great trust, but which

the king himself was determined should be given to another. The council,

however, resolved not to indulge the king, _for fear of a dangerous

precedent_. It was Lord Chesterfield's business to present the grant of

the office for the king's signature. Not to incense his majesty, by

asking him abruptly, he, with accents of great humility, begged to know

with whose name his majesty would be pleased to have the blanks filled

up? "_With the devil's!_" replied the king, in a paroxysm of rage. "And

shall the instrument," said the earl, coolly, "run as usual--_to our

trusty and well-beloved cousin and counsellor?_"

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