CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.

A SOLDIER having been sentenced to receive military punishment, one of

the drummers refused to inflict it, saying it was not his duty. "Not

your duty, Sirrah!" said the adjutant, "what do you mean?" "I know very

well," replied Tattoo, "that it is not my duty; I was present at the

court martial, and heard the colonel say he was to receive _corporal_

punishment. I am no _corporal_, but only a _drummer_."

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