AN APT SCHOLAR.

"JOHN, what is the past of see?"

"Seen, Sir."

"No, John, it is saw."

"Yes, Sir, and if a _sea_-fish swims by me it becomes a _saw_-fish, when

it is past and can't be _seen_."

"John, go home. Ask your mother to soak your feet in hot water, to

prevent a rush of brains to the head."

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