EQUIVOQUE.

A SCHOLAR put his horse into a field belonging to Morton College, on

which the Master sent him a message, that if he continued his horse

there, he would cut off his tail. "Say you so!" answered the scholar,

"go tell your master, if he cuts off my horse's tail, I will cut off his

ears." This being delivered to the Master, he in a passion sent for the

scholar, who appearing before him, he said sternly, "How now, Sir, what

mean you by that menace you sent me?" "Sir," said the youth, "I menaced

you not; I only said, _if you cut off my horse's tail, I would cut off

his ears_."

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