A ROYAL DECISION.

THE Princess of Prussia, having ordered some silks from Lyons, they were

stopped for duties by an excise officer, whom she ordered to attend her

with the silks, and receive his demand. On his entrance into her

apartment, the princess flew at the officer, and seizing the

merchandise, gave him two or three hearty cuffs on the face. The

mortified exciseman complained to the king in a memorial, to which his

majesty returned the following answer:

"The loss of the duties belonging to my account, the silks are to remain

in the possession of the princess, and the cuffs with the receiver. As

to the alleged dishonor, I cancel the same, at the request of the

complainant; but it is, of itself, null; for the white hand of a fair

lady cannot possibly dishonor the face of an exciseman.

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