REASON ON BOTH SIDES.

CHARLES II. asked Bishop Stillingfleet how it happened that he preached

in general without book, but always read the sermons which he delivered

before the court. The bishop answered, that the awe of seeing before him

so great and wise a prince made him afraid to trust himself. "But will

your majesty," continued he, "permit me to ask you a question in my

turn? Why do you read your speeches to parliament?" "Why doctor,"

replied the king, "I'll tell you very candidly. I have asked them so

often for money, that I am ashamed to look them in the face."

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