CREDAT JUDAEUS APELLA, NON EGO.

A GENTLEMAN, talking of the tenacity of life in turtles, asserted that

he had himself seen the head of one, which had been cut off three weeks,

open its jaws. The circle around did not exactly contradict him, but

exhibited expressive appearances of incredulity. The historian referred

himself to a stranger, whose polite attention to the tale flattered him

that it had received his full credence, which was corroborated by the

other observing that he had himself seen strong instances of the

turtle's tenaciousness of life. The stranger answered, "Your account is

a very extraordinary one; could you have believed it if you had not seen

it yourself?" The narrator readily answered, "No." "Then," replied the

other, to his infinite mortification, and the gratification of the

company, "I hope you will pardon me if I do not believe it."

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