A CHARM.

BUCHANAN the historian was, from his learning, thought in his days of

superstition to be a wizard. An old woman, who kept an ale-house in St.

Andrews, consulted George, in hopes that by necromantic arts he might

restore her custom, which was unaccountably decreasing. He readily

promised his aid. "Every time you brew, Maggy," says he, "go three times

to the left round the copper, and at each round take out a ladle-full of

water in the devil's name; then turn three times round to the right, and

each time throw in a ladle-full of malt in God's name; but above all,

wear this charm constantly on your breast, and never during your life

attempt to open it, or dread the worst." She strictly conformed, and her

business increased astonishingly. On her death her friends ventured to

open and examine the charm, when they found it to contain these words:

"If Maggy will brew good ale,

Maggy will have good sale."

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