A MISAPPELLATION.

A YOUNG officer being indicted for an assault on an aged gentleman, Mr.

Erskine began to open the case thus: "This is an indictment against a

soldier for assaulting an old man." "Sir," indignantly interrupted the

defendant, "I am no soldier, I am an officer!" "I beg your pardon," said

Mr. Erskine; "then, gentlemen of the jury, this is an indictment against

_an officer_, who is _no soldier_, for assaulting an old man."

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