PARLIAMENTARY ORATORY.

MR. ADDISON, whose abilities no man can doubt, was from diffidence

totally unable to speak in the house. In a debate on the Union act,

desirous of delivering his sentiments, he rose, and began, "Mr. Speaker,

_I conceive_"--but could go no farther. Twice he repeated,

unsuccessfully, the same attempt; when a young member, possessed of

greater effrontery than ability, completely confused him, by rising and

saying, "Mr. Speaker, the honourable gentleman _has conceived three

times, and brought forth nothing_."

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