POETRY DONE TO ORDER.

ON one occasion a country gentleman, knowing Joseph Green's reputation

as a poet, procured an introduction to him, and solicited a "first-rate

epitaph" for a favorite servant who had lately died. Green asked what

were the man's chief qualities, and was told that "Cole excelled in all

things, but was particularly good at raking hay, which he could do

faster than anybody, the present company, of course, excepted." Green

wrote immediately--

"Here lies the body of John Cole:

His master loved him like his soul;

He could rake hay; none could rake faster,

Except that raking dog, his master."

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