GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE.

AT the grand entertainment given at Vauxhall in July, 1813, to celebrate

the victories of the Marquis of Wellington, the fire-works, prepared

under the direction of General Congreve, were the theme of universal

admiration. The General himself was present, and being in a circle where

the conversation turned on monumental inscriptions, he observed that

nothing could be finer than the short epitaph on Purcel, in Westminster

Abbey.

"He has gone to that place where only his own Harmony can be exceeded."

"Why, General," said a lady, "it will suit you exactly, with the

alteration of a single word.

"He is gone to that place, where only his own _Fire-Works_ can be

exceeded."

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