SMART WAITER.

THE following story, although latterly related of "a distinguished

Southern gentleman, and former member of the cabinet," was formerly

told, we are _almost_ quite certain, of the odd and eccentric John

Randoph of Roanoke, with certain omissions and additions. Be that as it

may, the anecdote is a good one, and "will do to keep."

"The gentleman was a boarder in one of the most splendid of the New York

hotels; and preferring not to eat at the _table d'hote_, had his meals

served in his own parlor, with all the elegance for which the

establishment had deservedly become noted.

"Being somewhat annoyed with the airs of the servant who waited upon

him--a negro of 'the blackest dye'--he desired him at dinner one day to

retire. The negro bowed, and took his stand behind the gentleman's

chair. Supposing him to be gone, it was with some impatience that, a few

minutes after, the gentleman saw him step forward to remove his soup.

"'Fellow!' said he, 'leave the room! I wish to be alone.'

"'Excuse me, Sah,' said Cuffee, drawing himself stiffly up, 'but _I'se

'sponsible for de silver_!'"

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