BARON ROTHSCHILD.

THERE is a good story told recently of Baron Rothschild, of Paris, the

richest man of his class in the world, which shows that it is not only

"money which makes the mare go" (or horses either, for that matter), but

"_ready_ money," "unlimited credit" to the contrary notwithstanding. On

a very wet and disagreeable day, the Baron took a Parisian omnibus, on

his way to the Bourse or Exchange; near which the "Nabob of Finance"

alighted, and was going away without paying. The driver stopped him, and

demanded his fare. Rothschild felt in his pocket, but he had not a "red

cent" of change. The driver was very wroth:

"Well, what did you get _in_ for, if you could not pay? You must have

_known_ that you had no money!"

"I am Baron Rothschild!" exclaimed the great capitalist; "and there is

my card!"

The driver threw the card in the gutter: "Never heard of you before,"

said the driver, "and don't want to hear of you again. But I want my

fare--and I must have it!" The great banker was in haste. "I have only

an order for a million," he said. "Give me change;" and he proffered a

"coupon" for fifty thousand francs.

The conductor stared, and the passengers set up a horselaugh. Just then

an "Agent de Change" came by, and Baron Rothschild borrowed of him the

six sous.

The driver was now seized with a kind of remorseful respect; and turning

to the Money-King, he said:

"If you want ten francs, Sir, I don't mind lending them to you on my own

account!"

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