CONFESSION.

A PRIEST of Basse Bretagne, finding his duty somewhat arduous,

particularly the number of his confessing penitents, said from the

pulpit one Sunday:

"Brethren, to avoid confusion at the confessional this week, I will on

Monday confess the liars, on Tuesday the thieves, Wednesday the

gamblers, Thursday the drunkards, Friday the women of bad life, and

Saturday the libertines."

Strange to relate, nobody came that week to confess their sins.

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