HOW HE MEANT TO DO BETTER.

A FEW days since, as a lady of rather inquisitive character was visiting

our county seat, among other places she called at the Jail. She would

ask the different prisoners for what crime they were in there. It went

off well enough, till she came to a rather hard looking specimen of

humanity, whom she asked:

"What are you in here for?"

"For stealing a horse."

"Are you not sorry for it?"

"Yes."

"Won't you try and do better next time?"

"_Yes! I'll steal two._"

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