Ses she, "Mr. Sporum, hit's a gal."

"What," ses I.

"A gal," ses she, an with that she pops her head back agin.

Well, thinks I, I'm the daddy uv a gal, and begin to feel my keepin'

mitely--I'd rather it was a boy tho', thinks I, fur then he'd feel

neerur to me, as how he'd bare my name and there be less chance fur the

Sporums to run out, but considerin' everything, a gal will do mi'ty

well. Jist then the ole nuss pokes her head out agin and ses,

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