QUID PRO QUO.

IN a case tried at the King's Bench, a witness was produced who had a

very red nose; and one of the counsel, an impudent fellow, being

desirous to put him out of countenance, called out to him, after he was

sworn,

"Well, let's hear what you have to say, with your copper nose."

"Why, Sir," said he, "by the oath I have taken, I would not exchange my

copper nose for your brazen face."

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