GEORGE SELWYN.

GEORGE SELWYN, as everybody knows, delighted in seeing executions; he

never missed _being in at a death_ at Tyburn. When Lord Holland (the

father of Charles Fox) was confined to bed, by a dangerous illness, he

was informed by his servant that Mr. Selwyn had recently called to

inquire for him. "On his next visit," said Lord Holland, "be sure you

let him in, whether I am alive or a corpse; for, if I am alive, I shall

have great pleasure in seeing _him_; and if I am a corpse, _he will have

great pleasure in seeing me_."

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