UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

ONE of the best things lately said upon age--a very ticklish subject by

the way--was the observation of Mr. James Smith to Mr. Thomas Hill.

"Hill," said the former gentleman, "you take an unfair advantage of an

accident: the register of your birth was burnt in the great fire of

London, and you avail yourself of the circumstance to give out that you

are younger than you are."

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