AN HIBERNIAN M. P.

A VERY laughable incident occurred in the House of Commons. An Irish

member, whose name I will not mention, having risen, he was assailed by

loud cries of "Spoke! Spoke!" meaning, that having spoken once already,

he had no right to do it a second time. He had, evidently, a second

speech struggling in his breast for an introduction into the world, when

seeing after remaining for some time on his legs, that there was not the

slightest chance of being suffered to deliver a sentence of it, he

observed, with imperturbable gravity, and in a rich Tipperary brogue,

"If honorable gintlemin suppose that I was going to spake again, they

are quite mistaken. I merely rose for the purpose of saying that I had

nothing more to say on the subject." The house was convulsed with

laughter, for a few seconds afterwards, at the exceeding ready wit of

the Hibernian M. P.--_Random Recollections of the Lords and

Commons.--New Series._

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