TALLEYRAND'S WIT.

TALLEYRAND being asked, if a certain authoress, whom he had long since

known, but who belonged rather to the last age, was not "a little

tiresome?" "Not at all," said he, "she was perfectly tiresome."

A gentleman in company was one day making a somewhat zealous eulogy of

his mother's beauty, dwelling upon the topic at uncalled for length--he

himself having certainly inherited no portion of that kind under the

marriage of his parents. "It was your father, then, apparently, who may

not have been very well favoured," was Talleyrand's remark, which at

once released the circle from the subject.

When Madame de Stael published her celebrated novel of _Delphine_, she

was supposed to have painted herself in the person of the heroine, and

M. Talleyrand in that of an elderly lady, who is one of the principal

characters. "They tell me," said he, the first time he met her, "that we

are both of us in your novel, in the disguise of women."

Rulhieres, the celebrated author of the work on the Polish revolution,

having said, "I never did but one mischievous work in my life." "And

when will it be ended?" was Talleyrand's reply.

"Is not Geneva dull?" asked a friend of Talleyrand. "Especially when

they amuse themselves," was the reply.

"She is insupportable," said Talleyrand, with marked emphasis, of one

well known; but, as if he had gone too far, and to take off something of

what he had said, he added, "it is her only defect."

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