UNANIMITY.

A SCOTCH parson, in his prayer, said, "Lord, bless the grand council,

the parliament, and grant that they may hang together." A country fellow

standing by, replied, "Yes, sir, with all my heart, and the sooner the

better--and I am sure it is the prayer of all good people." "But,

friends," said the parson, "I don't mean as that fellow does, but pray

they may all hang together in accord and concord." "No matter what

cord," replied the other, "so 'tis but a strong one."

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