DANGEROUS VISITS.

A PERSON who was recently called into court, for the purpose of proving

the correctness of a doctor's bill, was asked by the lawyer whether the

doctor did not make several visits after the patient was out of danger?

"No," replied the witness, "I considered the patient in danger as long

as the doctor continued his visits!"

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