GENTLEMEN AND THEIR DEBTS.

THE late Rev. Dr. Sutton, Vicar of Sheffield, once said to the late Mr.

Peach, a veterionary surgeon, "Mr. Peach, how is it you have not called

upon me for your account?"

"Oh," said Mr. Peach, "I never ask a gentleman for money."

"Indeed!" said the Vicar, "then how do you get on if he don't pay?"

"Why," replied Mr. Peach, "after a certain time I conclude that he is

not a gentleman, and then I ask him."

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