FORENSIC ELOQUENCE.

THE _Wheeling Gazette_ gives the following, as an extract from the

recent address of a barrister "out west," to a jury:--"The law expressly

declares, gentlemen, in the beautiful language of Shakspeare, that where

no doubt exists of the guilt of the prisoner, it is your duty to fetch

him in innocent. If you keep this fact in view, in the case of my

client, gentlemen, you will have the honor of making a friend of him,

and all his relations; and you can allers look upon this occasion, and

reflect with pleasure, that you have done as you would be done by. But

if, on the other hand, you disregard the principle of law, and set at

nought my eloquent remarks, and fetch him in guilty, the silent twitches

of conscience will follow you over every fair cornfield, I reckon; and

my injured and down-trodden client will be apt to light on you one of

these dark nights, _as my cat lights on a sasserful of new milk_."

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