BE DISCREET.

IF your sister, while tenderly engaged in a tender conversation with her

tender sweetheart, asks you to bring a glass of water from an adjoining

room, you can start on the errand, but you need not return. You will not

be missed--that's certain; we've seen it tried. Don't forget this,

little boys.

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