LORD MANSFIELD AND HIS COACHMAN.

THE following is an anecdote of the late Lord Mansfield, which his

lordship himself told from the bench:--He had turned off his coachman

for certain acts of peculation, not uncommon in this class of persons.

The fellow begged his lordship to give him a character. "What kind of

character can I give you?" says his lordship. "Oh, my lord, any

character your lordship pleases to give me, I shall most thankfully

receive." His lordship accordingly sat down and wrote as follows:--"The

bearer, John ----, has served me three years in the capacity of

coachman. He is an able driver, and a very sober man, I discharged him

because he cheated me."--(Signed) "MANSFIELD." John thanked his

lordship, and went off. A few mornings afterwards, when his lordship was

going through his lobby to step into his coach for Westminster Hall, a

man, in a very handsome livery, made him a low bow. To his surprise he

recognized his late coachman. "Why, John," says his lordship, "you seem

to have got an excellent place; how could you manage this with the

character I gave you?" "Oh! my lord," says John, "it was an exceeding

good character, and I am come to return you thanks for it; my new

master, on reading it, said, he observed your lordship recommended me as

an able driver and a sober man. 'These,' says he, 'are just the

qualities I want in a coachman; I observe his lordship adds he

discharged you because you cheated him. Hark you, sirrah,' says he, 'I'm

a Yorkshireman, and I'll defy you to cheat _me_.'"

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