CHAPTER II.

It is no part of my design to offer apologies for, or by any means to

conceal the faults of Southern slaveholders. But the reading of Uncle

Tom's Cabin, has indelibly fixed the impression on my mind that Mrs.

Stowe's narrative is false. The question is, whether such, or similar

occurrences, are _common_ among Southern slaveholders. If they had

been _rare_, she had no right to make the impression on the whole

civilized world, that they are every-day occurrences. Nor had she any

right unless she had been an eye witness of the leading facts detailed

in her story, to publish a book which presents her country in such an

ignoble attitude before the world; she had no right to base such

calumnious charges on heresay, rumor, or common report. I shall

proceed to show that her tale is improbable, and that it is likely

that no such transactions as are detailed in her story, ever have

transpired among Southern slaveholders.

It is doubtful whether one hundreth part of what hag been published in

abolition papers, during the last fifty years, in regard to Southern

slavery, is true; and those who have received their impressions of

African slavery in the South, from that source, are utterly incapable

of expressing correct opinions on the subject. It was never the

intention of abolition writers, to publish the truth on any subject,

having reference to the Southern section of the United States. Their

object was to make false impressions on the minds of Northern men, and

thereby to originate and sustain a party, from whom, they expected to

derive certain benefits. They worked for pay. Many years ago, I

stepped into a court-house, in a small town in Tennessee, and

immediately after I had seated myself, a lawyer arose, and made a very

vehement speech in favor of some scape-gallows who was arraigned

before the court. After he had taken his seat, another gentleman of

the bar arose, and replied to him. The two gentlemen alternately

speechified the judge and jury for several hours; after which the

judge passed sentence on the culprit, and the two lawyers left the

court-house. As they passed on in the direction of their residences, I

overheard one remark to the other, "in the name of ----, how can a man

stand up before the court, and lie as you did to-day." "Oh!" said the

gentleman in reply, "I was well paid, I received a large fee, and

could afford to lie." Some of the abolition editors, I presume, are

well paid for their services. But to return to Uncle Tom's Cabin. No

other mental culture is necessary, in order to qualify an individual

to write such a book as Uncle Tom's Cabin, except the reading of

novels and abolition papers. Mrs. Stowe, I have no doubt, is well read

in both. And she has performed her task in a manner that has excited

the wonder, and elicited the admiration and applause of millions!

Volumes of eulogiums have been lavished upon her! She is now the

wonder and admiration of America, and a goddess in England; and woe to

him who refuses to do her homage! This rare production bids fair to

supplant the Bible in Sabbath Schools in some parts of our country!

What next? This is an age of wonders and humbugs. For aught we know,

Jo. Smith's Bible, Uncle Tom's Cabin, and the spiritual rappers, may

yet revolutionize our world. It is, however, difficult to tell, what

is in the womb of the future; for many new wonders and marvelous

revelations may yet spring up in the land of Yankeedom! Nothing is too

hard for them. The word impossible, has no place in their vocabulary.

Having remarked, that I considered the narrative of Mrs. Stowe untrue;

it now devolves on me to show the improbability of some of her

statements. An old negro man, whom she calls Uncle Tom, is the hero of

her tale. Uncle Tom was the servant of a gentlemen, by name Shelby,

who resided in Kentucky. She represents this old negro, Uncle Tom, as

a very remarkable character. She tells us that Tom was pious and

honest; not simply so, indulgent reader, in the ordinary acceptation

of these terms, but that he was really and truly a God-fearing man--a

man of unimpeachable veracity, strict honesty, and ardent piety; above

suspicion--above crime--a perfect man--a man of almost angelic purity.

We, moreover, learn from her narrative, that good old Tom, (God bless

his soul and preserve his dust), was a kind of overseer on Shelby's

farm; that to him was committed the oversight and supervision, of

whatever pertained to Shelby's farming operations and interests. And

as a proof of Shelby's implicit confidence in him, she states, that he

sent Tom alone at one time, to Cincinnati on business, and that he

returned home with five hundred dollars in his pocket. Tom, according

to her account, was a great favorite, not only with his master, but

also with his mistress and the entire family. Shelby's son George was

devotedly attached to him.

We learn also from the narrative, that Tom was an old man, not less

than forty-five, and probably fifty years of age. She tells us that

Shelby had a son, by name George, who was thirteen years of age; and

that Tom was seven years older than his master Shelby. Supposing that

Shelby was twenty-five years of age when his son George was born; and

that George was thirteen years of age, and that Tom was seven years

older than his master, it stands thus: seven added to twenty-five make

thirty-two, and thirteen added to thirty-two, make forty-five. But

supposing that Shelby was thirty, when George was born, the result

would be fifty.

From the narrative, we infer, that Shelby was in possession of many

slaves; for Mrs. Stowe speaks of a dozen black children perched on the

veranda railings at one time; and it is not presumable, that all the

little boys and girls in his possession, would happen to be perched on

the veranda railings at the same time; and these children must have

had fathers and mothers, and many of them of course, brothers and

sisters, who were men and women. She also tells us, that there were

various negro cabins on the place; each cabin must have contained one

family of negroes at least, if not more. She speaks of a couple of

negro men who went with Haley, the trader, in search of Eliza and her

child.

The labor on Shelby's farm was performed by slaves, and it is a fair

supposition, that there were from fifty to seventy-five slaves on the

farm. This is common through the states of Kentucky and Tennessee, and

farther South it is no uncommon occurrence, to find from one hundred

to five hundred slaves on the same farm, or otherwise in the

possession of the same man.

Hence, we learn that Tom was an old man; that he nursed Shelby when an

infant; that he was a trusty servant; that he had charge of everything

about the place; that he was a pious man, and that Shelby entertained

for him the kindest feelings; and that Mrs. Shelby was warmly attached

to him; and that their son George's attachment to the good old servant

knew no bounds; and that he was the husband of Aunt Chloe, the old

cook; who, (by the by,) is always a great favorite in a Southern

family. But strange as it may appear to those who have never read

Uncle Tom's Cabin, Mrs. Stowe tells us, notwithstanding, that Shelby

sold good old Tom to a negro trader; and that he was again sold to a

gentleman in New Orleans, and that after the death of this gentleman,

he was purchased by an inhumane wretch by the name of Legree.

This man Shelby, nevertheless, according to her tale, was a very

gentlemanly, humane man. I suppose that she would have us to

understand, that he was altogether a pretty fair character for the

South.

I believe the statements of Mrs. Stowe to be untrue, for the following

reasons. First, because Shelby had a number of slaves from whom he

could select; and I know from personal observation, that it is a

universal practice among slaveholders to sell their most worthless and

vicious slaves to negro traders. If they are forced to sell such a

negro as she represents Tom to be, some neighbor who is acquainted

with the slave, will give a higher price for him than a negro trader

will. A negro trader will give as much for a negro who is a rogue, as

he will for one who is an honest man. The negro trader pays no

attention to the character of a negro; for the very good reason that

the character of the negro is unknown to those to whom he expects to

sell. No representation or recommendation whatever, can have any

influence with those to whom they sell. They know nothing about the

character of the negroes whom they purchase, and they have no reliable

means of learning anything about them. Tom was purchased in Kentucky

and sold in New Orleans. Therefore, Haley, the negro trader, would not

have given one dime more for Tom on account of his good qualities. But

Mrs. Stowe tells us, that Shelby was indebted to Haley, and that he

preferred to purchase Tom on account of his good qualities; and that

Shelby expected a high price from him on that account. Haley would

have given several hundred dollars more for a man who was about

twenty-five years of age, than he would have given for poor old Tom;

though the young man might have been as vile a rogue, as ever went

unhung. No man of common sense can fail for one moment, to discover

the truth and justness of the above reasoning. Thus we see that

falsehood is indelibly stamped on Mrs. Stowe's narrative at the very

outset. What is it that enhances the value of negroes in the

estimation of the negro trader? And what is it that recommends them,

or enhances their value in market? First, the age of the slave is

taken into consideration. Nobody will give as much for an old negro as

he will for a young one in the prime of life. Tom was an old man, and

Shelby had in his possession a number of young negroes. These facts

alone stamp falsehood on the face of Mrs. Stowe's tale. Secondly, the

physical force or power of the negro, and his apparent health, are

taken into consideration. The purchaser, if he knows nothing about the

qualities of negroes, will give the highest price for those (judging

from appearances) that can perform the most labor. Now, is it

reasonable to suppose, that a purchaser would have given as much for

poor old Tom, as he would have given for a negro who was twenty-five

or thirty years of age? There are from twenty to twenty-five years

difference in the ages of the negroes, and there is a proportionate

difference in their values. Reader, what do you suppose is the value

of twenty years' labor in dollars and cents? Well, whatever it is,

poor old Tom was precisely that amount less valuable, than many other

negroes in the possession of Shelby; and yet Mrs. Stowe tells us that

Shelby sold Tom, because he could get a higher price for him than any

other negro in his possession. Why? Because of his good qualities. I

have clearly and indisputably shown that Tom's good qualities did not

enhance his value one cent with Haley. And at the same time, Tom was

worth more to Shelby than any half dozen negroes on the farm. How

absurd! Was a more barefaced, palpable, glaring and malicious

falsehood ever fabricated? I am sorry that justice to my countrymen,

my friends and my relatives, requires at my hands, an expose of this

low, scurrilous production, entitled "Uncle Tom's Cabin." This is a

fair sample of abolitionism. But I am not done with Uncle Tom. Mrs.

Stowe tells us that he was a great favorite with Mrs. Shelby, and

Shelby knew of course that it would almost break his wife's heart, and

that young master George would almost go beside himself; yet he sells

poor old Tom to this infamous negro trader, notwithstanding! Ah!

"murder will out," and falsehood will out, likewise. The statements of

Mrs. Stowe are inconsistent; they are sheer fabrications: the figments

of a diseased brain.

I will again remark, that strictly honest, upright negroes, those

remarkable for their good qualities, and those who are withal, negroes

of more than ordinary value, are never sold to negro traders. The

statement that Shelby was guilty of such an act, under the

circumstances, as detailed in the preceding pages, is too absurd, too

futile, too foolish to deceive or mislead any one who knows anything

about the institution of slavery in the South; or the customs, habits,

or manners of slaveholders. The work, however, was prepared for those

whoso minds were warped by prejudice, whose judgments were beclouded

and perverted by sectional hatred and bigotry, and whose imaginations

were bewildered and distempered by the reading of abolition

publications and novels. To such it has proved a treat, yea, they have

read it with avidity and delight.

Mrs. Stowe, presuming on the gullibility of her readers, has made

other statements that I will notice. The wife of this very

kind-hearted, humane and gentlemanly man, Shelby, had a maid-servant,

by name Eliza; and Eliza had an only child; a very remarkable boy

indeed! probably about five or six years of age; if there is any truth

in her tale. Eliza was a delicate bright mulatto girl; a great

favorite with her mistress; and her child of course a great favorite

with the entire family. But, as if determined to break his wife's

heart, Shelby sells Eliza's child also, to the negro trader, Haley.

Here is another, to say the least of it, very improbable statement. If

Shelby was the man that she represents him, he would have sold the

entire dozen woolly heads that were perched on the veranda railings,

on the morning after the transaction, before he would have sold the

only child of his wife's maid-servant. The estimation in which

maid-servants and their children are held by Southern ladies, is

probably unknown to most of my Northern readers. Unless driven to it

by dire necessity, a Southern gentleman would almost as soon part

with his own children, as with his wife's maid-servant, or her

children, except for crime. Eliza is represented by Mrs. Stowe as all

perfection and beauty, and her darling boy as a little angel.

Maid-servants occupy a position in Southern families far above that of

any other class of servants; but little below the white members of the

family. I resided forty-four years in the Southern States, and it is

with pride that I record the fact, that a Southern gentleman would

dispose of anything--everything--carriages, horses, stocks, tenements

and lands, before he would dispose of such servants as Uncle Tom, and

his wife's maid-servant's child, and thereby break his wife's heart.

No! far be it from Southern men; their wives are their all; and far be

it from them, to say or do aught in opposition to the will of their

wives, anything that will deeply mortify or afflict them. A man would

be hooted from genteel society in the Southern States, for such an

ignoble act. Whatever the faults of Southern men may be, they feel

themselves bound to treat their wives with consideration, respect and

kindness. But I must return to Eliza and her boy. Eliza, overhearing

the conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Shelby, on the night after the

interview between Shelby and Haley, she cautiously and quietly takes

her boy out of the bed, and elopes. She hastens with all possible

speed to the State of Ohio. Haley returns to Shelby's on the

succeeding morning for the purpose of taking possession of Tom, and

Eliza's child; but Eliza having decamped with the child, he and a

couple of Shelby's negro men go in pursuit of her. They overtook her

at the river; and Mrs. Stowe tells us, that she fled precipitately

across the river on floating fragments of ice, with her boy in her

arms! She tells us, that the ice was floating, and that a boat was

expected to pass over the river that night. Was ever a more glaring

falsehood penned. As well might she have told us, that Eliza walked

over the river on the water, with a boy who was probably five or six

years of age, in her arms! How inconsistent! How foolish! How

superlatively ridiculous are such tales!! It is enough; I need not

wade through the entire work, in order to show the falsity of Mrs.

Stowe's tale.

She has calumniated her countrymen, and the slander has gone with

electric speed on the pinions of the press, to the ends of the earth.

Her country lies bleeding at her feet; its institutions totter. But

ah! if she can but luxuriate in her ill-gotten gains, but little does

she care what becomes of her country. She, truly, has been well paid

for her services. She has received a "large fee," and all this was

done under the pretense of serving the cause of liberty! Yes, truly,

she is serving the cause of liberty with a vengeance. Had all the

despots of earth leagued themselves together, for the purpose of

crushing civil liberty, they could not have given it such a shock, as

has been done by the publication of Uncle Tom's Cabin. Well may the

friends of republican institutions bow their heads with shame and

regret. The moral influence of the great American republic is

destroyed. The friends of liberty throughout the world, mourn the

disaster.

Mrs. Stowe is the modern Eve. Old mother Eve said, "The serpent

beguiled me, and I did eat." Mrs. Stowe may say, "The serpent beguiled

me, and I did write." Yes, she did write. The daughter of a clergyman

and the wife of a clergyman did write a novel; and other clergymen

seem to think it a fit substitute for the Bible in Sabbath schools;

and ere long, other clergymen will, I have no doubt, read their text

from it in the pulpit. God preserve the world, from clerical knaves

and fools. Of all the curses, that ever were permitted by Almighty God

to fall on wicked and deluded nations, there are none so much to be

dreaded, as corrupt, bigoted, fanatical clergymen. A clergyman--a

minister of God--a minister of the gospel of peace and glad tidings to

all--who with his eyes open, will countenance, aid, or abet, any thing

that destroys the peace and harmony of this nation, or that threatens

to result in disunion and civil war, ought to be hurled forty leagues

deep into perdition.

I entreat you my fellow citizens, to open your eyes and look around

you! Behold hydra-headed infidelity stalking over New England, in

clerical robes. Behold _others_, who have so far lost sight of their

calling, and the spirit of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, that they are

opposing the execution of the laws of our common country! Sowing

dissentions and exciting feelings of envy, jealousy and hatred among

our citizens. Be not deceived by their clerical robes and assumed

sanctity; it is all lighter than a feather in the balance. My friends,

there is danger ahead. Beware lest you be led blindfold to ruin by

canting hypocrites. These are the men that endanger our liberties.

Stand aloof, give no support to religious bigotry and fanaticism. I

call on you as Christians, as patriots, "to touch not, taste not,

handle not the unclean thing."

Pardon me, my countrymen; I am an American citizen, and as such, I

speak and write. I know that I shall incur the displeasure of many by

the expression of such sentiments as the above; but shall the fear of

man deter me from warning you of your danger? No! heaven forbid! My

country is my pride; my country is my boast; my country is my all; and

woe to him, that would dissolve this glorious and heaven favored

Union, and stain her fair fields with the blood of her own citizens.

He that rebels against the laws of his country, or bids defiance to

the solemn compact which binds together these States, is a traitor to

his country--a traitor to his God. He that would destroy the

Constitution, which was framed by our revolutionary sires, let him be

accursed of God, and driven forth from the habitations of civilized

man. Let every Christian--every friend of our beloved country,

respond, a hearty Amen.

Mrs. Stowe has slandered her countrymen; hence, the great popularity

of her book! We listen with pleasure to a recital, of the vices of our

neighbors; we roll it as a sweet morsel under our tongues; but oh! I

don't tell us anything about their virtues; we don't want to hear them

spoken of! Friend, speak evil only of your neighbors, or else, be

silent! We don't wish to hear you speak well of any one. We have no

taste for eulogy, but give us slander, by wholesale and retail, and we

will gulph it down!

This is a dark picture of the human heart, but I believe a tolerably

correct one!

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