CHAPTER VI.

THE QUARTER-DECK OFFICERS, WARRANT OFFICERS, AND BERTH-DECK UNDERLINGS

OF A MAN-OF-WAR; WHERE THEY LIVE IN THE SHIP; HOW THEY LIVE; THEIR

SOCIAL STANDING ON SHIP-BOARD; AND WHAT SORT OF GENTLEMEN THEY ARE.

Some account has been given of the various divisions into which our

crew was divided; so it may be well to say something of the officers;

who they are, and what are their functions.

Our ship, be it know, was the flag-ship; that is, we sported a

_broad-pennant_, or _bougee_, at the main, in token that we carried a

Commodore—the highest rank of officers recognised in the American navy.

The bougee is not to be confounded with the _long pennant_ or

_coach-whip_, a tapering serpentine streamer worn by all men-of-war.

Owing to certain vague, republican scruples, about creating great

officers of the navy, America has thus far had no admirals; though, as

her ships of war increase, they may become indispensable. This will

assuredly be the case, should she ever have occasion to employ large

fleets; when she must adopt something like the English plan, and

introduce three or four grades of flag-officers, above a

Commodore—Admirals, Vice-Admirals, and Rear-Admirals of Squadrons;

distinguished by the color of their flags,—red, white, and blue,

corresponding to the centre, van, and rear. These rank respectively

with Generals, Lieutenant-Generals, and Major-Generals in the army;

just as Commodore takes rank with a Brigadier-General. So that the same

prejudice which prevents the American Government from creating Admirals

should have precluded the creation of all army officers above a

Brigadier.

An American Commodore, like an English Commodore, or the French _Chef

d’Escadre_, is but a senior Captain, temporarily commanding a small

number of ships, detached for any special purpose. He has no permanent

rank, recognised by Government, above his captaincy; though once

employed as a Commodore, usage and courtesy unite in continuing the

title.

Our Commodore was a gallant old man, who had seen service in his time.

When a lieutenant, he served in the late war with England; and in the

gun-boat actions on the Lakes near New Orleans, just previous to the

grand land engagements, received a musket-ball in his shoulder; which,

with the two balls in his eyes, he carries about with him to this day.

Often, when I looked at the venerable old warrior, doubled up from the

effect of his wound, I thought what a curious, as well as painful

sensation, it must be, to have one’s shoulder a lead-mine; though,

sooth to say, so many of us civilised mortals convert our mouths into

Golcondas.

On account of this wound in his shoulder, our Commodore had a

body-servant’s pay allowed him, in addition to his regular salary. I

cannot say a great deal, personally, of the Commodore; he never sought

my company at all, never extended any gentlemanly courtesies.

But though I cannot say much of him personally, I can mention something

of him in his general character, as a flag-officer. In the first place,

then, I have serious doubts, whether for the most part, he was not

dumb; for in my hearing, he seldom or never uttered a word. And not

only did he seem dumb himself, but his presence possessed the strange

power of making other people dumb for the time. His appearance on the

Quarter-deck seemed to give every officer the lock-jaw.

Another phenomenon about him was the strange manner in which everyone

shunned him. At the first sign of those epaulets of his on the weather

side of the poop, the officers there congregated invariably shrunk over

to leeward, and left him alone. Perhaps he had an evil eye; may be he

was the Wandering Jew afloat. The real reason probably was, that like

all high functionaries, he deemed it indispensable religiously to

sustain his dignity; one of the most troublesome things in the world,

and one calling for the greatest self-denial. And the constant watch,

and many-sided guardedness, which this sustaining of a Commodore’s

dignity requires, plainly enough shows that, apart from the common

dignity of manhood, Commodores, in general possess no real dignity at

all. True, it is expedient for crowned heads, generalissimos,

Lord-high-admirals, and Commodores, to carry themselves straight, and

beware of the spinal complaint; but it is not the less veritable, that

it is a piece of assumption, exceedingly uncomfortable to themselves,

and ridiculous to an enlightened generation.

Now, how many rare good fellows there were among us main-top-men, who,

invited into his cabin over a social bottle or two, would have rejoiced

our old Commodore’s heart, and caused that ancient wound of his to heal

up at once.

Come, come, Commodore don’t look so sour, old boy; step up aloft here

into the _top_, and we’ll spin you a sociable yarn.

Truly, I thought myself much happier in that white jacket of mine, than

our old Commodore in his dignified epaulets.

One thing, perhaps, that more than anything else helped to make our

Commodore so melancholy and forlorn, was the fact of his having so

little to do. For as the frigate had a captain; of course, so far as

_she_ was concerned, our Commodore was a supernumerary. What abundance

of leisure he must have had, during a three years’ cruise; how

indefinitely he might have been improving his mind!

But as everyone knows that idleness is the hardest work in the world,

so our Commodore was specially provided with a gentleman to assist him.

This gentleman was called the _Commodore’s secretary_. He was a

remarkably urbane and polished man; with a very graceful exterior, and

looked much like an Ambassador Extraordinary from Versailles. He messed

with the Lieutenants in the Ward-room, where he had a state-room,

elegantly furnished as the private cabinet of Pelham. His cot-boy used

to entertain the sailors with all manner of stories about the

silver-keyed flutes and flageolets, fine oil paintings, morocco bound

volumes, Chinese chess-men, gold shirt-buttons, enamelled pencil cases,

extraordinary fine French boots with soles no thicker than a sheet of

scented note-paper, embroidered vests, incense-burning sealing-wax,

alabaster statuettes of Venus and Adonis, tortoise-shell snuff-boxes,

inlaid toilet-cases, ivory-handled hair-brushes and mother-of-pearl

combs, and a hundred other luxurious appendages scattered about this

magnificent secretary’s state-room.

I was a long time in finding out what this secretary’s duties

comprised. But it seemed, he wrote the Commodore’s dispatches for

Washington, and also was his general amanuensis. Nor was this a very

light duty, at times; for some commodores, though they do not _say_ a

great deal on board ship, yet they have a vast deal to write. Very

often, the regimental orderly, stationed at our Commodore’s cabin-door,

would touch his hat to the First Lieutenant, and with a mysterious air

hand him a note. I always thought these notes must contain most

important matters of state; until one day, seeing a slip of wet, torn

paper in a scupper-hole, I read the following:

“Sir, you will give the people pickles to-day with their fresh meat.

“To Lieutenant Bridewell.

“By command of the Commodore;

“Adolphus Dashman, Priv. Sec.”

This was a new revelation; for, from his almost immutable reserve, I

had supposed that the Commodore never meddled immediately with the

concerns of the ship, but left all that to the captain. But the longer

we live, the more we learn of commodores.

Turn we now to the second officer in rank, almost supreme, however, in

the internal affairs of his ship. Captain Claret was a large, portly

man, a Harry the Eighth afloat, bluff and hearty; and as kingly in his

cabin as Harry on his throne. For a ship is a bit of terra firma cut

off from the main; it is a state in itself; and the captain is its

king.

It is no limited monarchy, where the sturdy Commons have a right to

petition, and snarl if they please; but almost a despotism like the

Grand Turk’s. The captain’s word is law; he never speaks but in the

imperative mood. When he stands on his Quarter-deck at sea, he

absolutely commands as far as eye can reach. Only the moon and stars

are beyond his jurisdiction. He is lord and master of the sun.

It is not twelve o’clock till he says so. For when the sailing-master,

whose duty it is to take the regular observation at noon, touches his

hat, and reports twelve o’clock to the officer of the deck; that

functionary orders a midshipman to repair to the captain’s cabin, and

humbly inform him of the respectful suggestion of the sailing-master.

“Twelve o’clock reported, sir,” says the middy.

“_Make_ it so,” replies the captain.

And the bell is struck eight by the messenger-boy, and twelve o’clock

it is.

As in the case of the Commodore, when the captain visits the deck, his

subordinate officers generally beat a retreat to the other side and, as

a general rule, would no more think of addressing him, except

concerning the ship, than a lackey would think of hailing the Czar of

Russia on his throne, and inviting him to tea. Perhaps no mortal man

has more reason to feel such an intense sense of his own personal

consequence, as the captain of a man-of-war at sea.

Next in rank comes the First or Senior Lieutenant, the chief executive

officer. I have no reason to love the particular gentleman who filled

that post aboard our frigate, for it was he who refused my petition for

as much black paint as would render water-proof that white-jacket of

mine. All my soakings and drenchings lie at his state-room door. I

hardly think I shall ever forgive him; every twinge of the rheumatism,

which I still occasionally feel, is directly referable to him. The

Immortals have a reputation for clemency; and _they_ may pardon him;

but he must not dun me to be merciful. But my personal feelings toward

the man shall not prevent me from here doing him justice. In most

things he was an excellent seaman; prompt, loud, and to the point; and

as such was well fitted for his station. The First Lieutenancy of a

frigate demands a good disciplinarian, and, every way, an energetic

man. By the captain he is held responsible for everything; by that

magnate, indeed, he is supposed to be omnipresent; down in the hold,

and up aloft, at one and the same time.

He presides at the head of the Ward-room officers’ table, who are so

called from their messing together in a part of the ship thus

designated. In a frigate it comprises the after part of the berth-deck.

Sometimes it goes by the name of the Gun-room, but oftener is called

the Ward-room. Within, this Ward-room much resembles a long, wide

corridor in a large hotel; numerous doors opening on both hands to the

private apartments of the officers. I never had a good interior look at

it but once; and then the Chaplain was seated at the table in the

centre, playing chess with the Lieutenant of Marines. It was mid-day,

but the place was lighted by lamps.

Besides the First Lieutenant, the Ward-room officers include the junior

lieutenants, in a frigate six or seven in number, the Sailing-master,

Purser, Chaplain, Surgeon, Marine officers, and Midshipmen’s

Schoolmaster, or “the Professor.” They generally form a very agreeable

club of good fellows; from their diversity of character, admirably

calculated to form an agreeable social whole. The Lieutenants discuss

sea-fights, and tell anecdotes of Lord Nelson and Lady Hamilton; the

Marine officers talk of storming fortresses, and the siege of

Gibraltar; the Purser steadies this wild conversation by occasional

allusions to the rule of three; the Professor is always charged with a

scholarly reflection, or an apt line from the classics, generally Ovid;

the Surgeon’s stories of the amputation-table judiciously serve to

suggest the mortality of the whole party as men; while the good

chaplain stands ready at all times to give them pious counsel and

consolation.

Of course these gentlemen all associate on a footing of perfect social

equality.

Next in order come the Warrant or Forward officers, consisting of the

Boatswain, Gunner, Carpenter, and Sailmaker. Though these worthies

sport long coats and wear the anchor-button; yet, in the estimation of

the Ward-room officers, they are not, technically speaking, rated

gentlemen. The First Lieutenant, Chaplain, or Surgeon, for example,

would never dream of inviting them to dinner, In sea parlance, “they

come in at the hawse holes;” they have hard hands; and the carpenter

and sail-maker practically understand the duties which they are called

upon to superintend. They mess by themselves. Invariably four in

number, they never have need to play whist with a dummy.

In this part of the category now come the “reefers,” otherwise

“middies” or midshipmen. These boys are sent to sea, for the purpose of

making commodores; and in order to become commodores, many of them deem

it indispensable forthwith to commence chewing tobacco, drinking brandy

and water, and swearing at the sailors. As they are only placed on

board a sea-going ship to go to school and learn the duty of a

Lieutenant; and until qualified to act as such, have few or no special

functions to attend to; they are little more, while midshipmen, than

supernumeraries on board. Hence, in a crowded frigate, they are so

everlastingly crossing the path of both men and officers, that in the

navy it has become a proverb, that a useless fellow is “_as much in the

way as a reefer_.”

In a gale of wind, when all hands are called and the deck swarms with

men, the little “middies” running about distracted and having nothing

particular to do, make it up in vociferous swearing; exploding all

about under foot like torpedoes. Some of them are terrible little boys,

cocking their cups at alarming angles, and looking fierce as young

roosters. They are generally great consumers of Macassar oil and the

Balm of Columbia; they thirst and rage after whiskers; and sometimes,

applying their ointments, lay themselves out in the sun, to promote the

fertility of their chins.

As the only way to learn to command, is to learn to obey, the usage of

a ship of war is such that the midshipmen are constantly being ordered

about by the Lieutenants; though, without having assigned them their

particular destinations, they are always going somewhere, and never

arriving. In some things, they almost have a harder time of it than the

seamen themselves. They are messengers and errand-boys to their

superiors.

“Mr. Pert,” cries an officer of the deck, hailing a young gentleman

forward. Mr. Pert advances, touches his hat, and remains in an attitude

of deferential suspense. “Go and tell the boatswain I want him.” And

with this perilous errand, the middy hurries away, looking proud as a

king.

The middies live by themselves in the steerage, where, nowadays, they

dine off a table, spread with a cloth. They have a castor at dinner;

they have some other little boys (selected from the ship’s company) to

wait upon them; they sometimes drink coffee out of china. But for all

these, their modern refinements, in some instances the affairs of their

club go sadly to rack and ruin. The china is broken; the japanned

coffee-pot dented like a pewter mug in an ale-house; the pronged forks

resemble tooth-picks (for which they are sometimes used); the

table-knives are hacked into hand-saws; and the cloth goes to the

sail-maker to be patched. Indeed, they are something like collegiate

freshmen and sophomores, living in the college buildings, especially so

far as the noise they make in their quarters is concerned. The steerage

buzzes, hums, and swarms like a hive; or like an infant-school of a hot

day, when the school-mistress falls asleep with a fly on her nose.

In frigates, the ward-room—the retreat of the Lieutenants—immediately

adjoining the steerage, is on the same deck with it. Frequently, when

the middies, waking early of a morning, as most youngsters do, would be

kicking up their heels in their hammocks, or running about with

double-reefed night-gowns, playing tag among the “clews;” the Senior

lieutenant would burst among them with a—“Young gentlemen, I am

astonished. You must stop this sky-larking. Mr. Pert, what are you

doing at the table there, without your pantaloons? To your hammock,

sir. Let me see no more of this. If you disturb the ward-room again,

young gentleman, you shall hear of it.” And so saying, this

hoary-headed Senior Lieutenant would retire to his cot in his

state-room, like the father of a numerous family after getting up in

his dressing-gown and slippers, to quiet a daybreak tumult in his

populous nursery.

Having now descended from Commodore to Middy, we come lastly to a set

of nondescripts, forming also a “mess” by themselves, apart from the

seamen. Into this mess, the usage of a man-of-war thrusts various

subordinates—including the master-at-arms, purser’s steward, ship’s

corporals, marine sergeants, and ship’s yeomen, forming the first

aristocracy above the sailors.

The master-at-arms is a sort of high constable and school-master,

wearing citizen’s clothes, and known by his official rattan. He it is

whom all sailors hate. His is the universal duty of a universal

informer and hunter-up of delinquents. On the berth-deck he reigns

supreme; spying out all grease-spots made by the various cooks of the

seamen’s messes, and driving the laggards up the hatches, when all

hands are called. It is indispensable that he should be a very Vidocq

in vigilance. But as it is a heartless, so is it a thankless office. Of

dark nights, most masters-of-arms keep themselves in readiness to dodge

forty-two pound balls, dropped down the hatchways near them.

The ship’s corporals are this worthy’s deputies and ushers.

The marine sergeants are generally tall fellows with unyielding spines

and stiff upper lips, and very exclusive in their tastes and

predilections.

The ship’s yeoman is a gentleman who has a sort of counting-room in a

tar-cellar down in the fore-hold. More will be said of him anon.

Except the officers above enumerated, there are none who mess apart

from the seamen. The “_petty officers_,” so called; that is, the

Boatswain’s, Gunner’s, Carpenter’s, and Sail-maker’s mates, the

Captains of the Tops, of the Forecastle, and of the After-Guard, and of

the Fore and Main holds, and the Quarter-Masters, all mess in common

with the crew, and in the American navy are only distinguished from the

common seamen by their slightly additional pay. But in the English navy

they wear crowns and anchors worked on the sleeves of their jackets, by

way of badges of office. In the French navy they are known by strips of

worsted worn in the same place, like those designating the Sergeants

and Corporals in the army.

Thus it will be seen, that the dinner-table is the criterion of rank in

our man-of-war world. The Commodore dines alone, because he is the only

man of his rank in the ship. So too with the Captain; and the Ward-room

officers, warrant officers, midshipmen, the master-at-arms’ mess, and

the common seamen;—all of them, respectively, dine together, because

they are, respectively, on a footing of equality.

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