CHAPTER XVI.

The evening after the departure of the happy trio, who were gone to

Dublin to buy wedding-dresses, the party remaining at Castle Corny

consisted only of King Corny, Ormond, and Father Jos. When the candles

were lighted, his majesty gave a long and loud yawn, Harry set the

backgammon table for him, and Father Jos, as usual, settled himself in

the chimney corner; “And now Mademoiselle’s gone,” said he, “I shall

take leave to indulge myself in my pipe.”

“You were on the continent this morning, Father Jos,” said Cornelius.

“Did ye learn any news for us? Size ace! that secures two points.”

“News! I did,” said Father Jos.

“Why not tell it us, then?”

“I was not asked. You both seemed so wrapped up, I waited my time and

opportunity. There’s a new parson come to Castle Hermitage.”

“What new person?” said King Corny. “Doublets, aces, Harry.”

“A new parson I’m talking of,” said Father Jos, “that has just got the

living there; and they say Sir Ulick’s mad about it, in Dublin, where he

is still.”

“Mad!--Three men up--and you can’t enter, Harry. Well, what is he mad

about?”

“Because of the presentation to the living,” replied the priest, “which

government wouldn’t make him a compliment of, as he expected.”

“He is always expecting compliments from government,” said Corny, “and

always getting disappointments. Such throws as you have, Harry--Sixes!

again--Well, what luck!--all over with me--It is only a hit at any rate!

But what kind of man,” continued he, “is this new clergyman?”

“Oh! them parsons is all one kind,” said Father Jos.

“All one kind! No, no more than our own priests,” said Corny. “There’s

good and bad, and all the difference in life.”

“I don’t know any thing at all about it,” said Father Jos, sullenly;

“but this I know, that no doubt he’ll soon be over here, or his proctor,

looking for the tithes.”

“I hope we will have no quarrels,” said Corny.

“They ought to be abolished,” said Father Jos, “the tithes, that is, I

mean.”

“And the quarrels, too, I hope,” said Ormond.

“Oh! It’s not our fault if there’s quarrels,” said Father Jos.

“Faults on both sides generally in all quarrels,” said Corny.

“In lay quarrels, like enough,” said Father Jos. “In church quarrels, it

don’t become a good Catholic to say that.”

“What?” said Corny.

“_That_,” said the priest.

“Which?” said Corny.

“That which you said, that there’s faults on both sides; sure there’s

but one side, and that’s our own side, can be in the right there can’t

be two _right sides_, can there? and consequently there won’t be two

wrong sides, will there?--Ergo, there cannot, by a parity of rasoning,

be two sides in the wrong.”

“Well, Harry, I’ll take the black men now, and gammon you,” said Corny.

“Play away, man--what are you thinking of? is it of what Father Jos

said? ‘tis beyond the limits of the human understanding.”

Father Jos puffed away at his pipe for some time.

“I was tired and ashamed of all the wrangling for two-pence with the

last man,” said King Corny, “and I believe I was sometimes too hard and

too hot myself; but if this man’s a gentleman, I think we shall agree.

Did you hear his name, or any thing at all about him, Father?”

“He is one of them refugee families, the Huguenots, banished France by

the adict of Nantz, they say, and his name’s Cambray.”

“Cambray!” exclaimed Ormond.

“A very good name,” said O’Shane; “but what do you know of it, Harry?”

“Only, sir, I happened to meet with a Dr. Cambray the winter I was in

Dublin, whom I thought a very agreeable, respectable, amiable man--and I

wonder whether this is the same person.”

“There is something more now, Harry Ormond, I know by your face,” said

Corny: “there’s some story of or belonging to Dr. Cambray--what is it?”

“No story, only a slight circumstance--which, if you please, I’d rather

not tell you, sir,” said Ormond.

“That is something very extraordinary, and looks mysterious,” said

Father Jos.

“Nothing mysterious, I assure you,” said Ormond,--“a mere trifle, which,

if it concerned only myself, I would tell directly.”

“Let him alone, father,” said King Corny; “I am sure he has a good

reason--and I’m not curious: only let me whisper this in your ear

to show you my own penetration, Harry--I’d lay my life” (said he,

stretching over and whispering), “I’d lay my life Miss Annaly has

something to do with it.”

“Miss Annaly!--nothing in the world--only--yes, I recollect she was

present.”

“There now--would not any body think I’m a conjuror? a physiognomist is

cousin to (and not twice removed from) a conjuror.”

“But I assure you, though you happened to guess right partly as to her

being present, you are totally mistaken, sir, as to the rest.”

“My dear Harry, _totally_ means _wholly_: if I’m right in a part,

I can’t be mistaken in the whole. I am glad to make you smile, any

way--and I wish I was right altogether, and that you was as rich as

Croesus into the bargain; but stay a bit, if you come home a hero from

the wars--that may do--ladies are mighty fond of heroes.”

It was in vain that Ormond assured his good old imaginative friend that

he was upon a wrong scent. Cornelius stopped to humour him; but was

convinced that he was right: then turned to the still smoking Father

Jos, and went on asking questions about Dr. Cambray.

“I know nothing at all about him,” said Father Jos, “but this, that

Father M’Cormuck has dined with him, if I’m not misinformed, oftener

than I think becoming in these times--making too free! And in the

chapel last Sunday, I hear he made a very extraordinary address to his

flock--there was one took down the words, and handed them to me: after

remarking on the great distress of the season--first and foremost about

the keeping of fast days the year--he allowed the poor of his flock,

which is almost all, to eat meat whenever offered to them, because, said

he, many would starve--now mark the obnoxious word--‘if it was not for

their benevolent Protestant neighbours, who make soup and broth for

them.’”

“What is there obnoxious in that?” said Cornelius.

“Wait till you hear the end--‘and feed and clothe the distressed.’”

“That is not obnoxious either, I hope,” said Ormond, laughing.

“Young gentleman, you belong to the establishment, and are no judge in

this case, permit me to remark,” said Father Jos; “and I could wish Mr.

O’Shane would hear to the end, before he joins in a Protestant laugh.”

“I’ve heard of a ‘Protestant wind’ before,” said Harry, “but not of a

Protestant laugh.”

“Well, I’m serious, Father Jos,” said Corny; “let me hear to the end

what makes your face so long.”

“‘And, I am sorry to say, show more charity to them than their own

people, the rich Catholics, sometimes do.’ If that is not downright

slander, I don’t know what is,” said Father Jos.

“Are you sure it is not truth, Father?” said Corny.

“And if it was, even, so much the worse, to be telling it in the

chapel, and to his flock--very improper in a priest, very extraordinary

conduct!”

Father Jos worked himself up to a high pitch of indignation, and railed

and smoked for some time, while O’Shane and Ormond joined in defending

M’Cormuck, and his address to his flock--and even his dining with the

new clergyman of the parish. Father Jos gave up and had his punch. The

result of the--whole was, that Ormond proposed to pay his respects the

next morning to Dr. Cambray.

“Very proper,” said O’Shane: “do so--fit you should--you are of his

people, and you are acquainted with the gentleman--and I’d have you go

and show yourself safe to him, that we’ve made no tampering with you.”

Father Jos could not say so much, therefore he said nothing.

O’Shane continued, “A very exact church-goer at the little church there

you’ve always been, at the other side of the lake--never hindered--make

what compliment you will proper for me--say I’m too old and clumsy for

morning visitings, and never go out of my islands. But still I can love

my neighbour in or out of them, and hope, in the name of peace, to be on

good terms. Sha’n’t be my fault if them tithes come across. Then I wish

that bone of contention was from between the two churches. Meantime, I’m

not snarling, if others is not craving: and I’d wish for the look of it,

for your sake, Harry, that it should be all smooth; so say any thing you

will for me to this Dr. Cambray,--though we are of a different faith, I

should do any thing in rason.”

“Rason! what’s that about rason?” said Father Jos: “I hope faith comes

before rason.”

“And after it, too, I hope, Father,” said Corny.

Father Jos finished his punch, and went to sleep upon it.

Ormond, next morning, paid his visit--Dr. Cambray was not at home; but

Harry was charmed with the neatness of his house, and with the amiable

and happy appearance of his family. He had never before seen Mrs.

Cambray or her daughters, though he had met the doctor in Dublin. The

circumstance which Harry had declined mentioning, when Corny questioned

him about his acquaintance with Dr. Cambray, was very slight, though

Father Jos had imagined it to be of mysterious importance. It had

happened, that among the dissipated set of young men with whom Marcus

O’Shane and Harry had passed that winter in Dublin, a party had one

Sunday gone to hear the singing at the Asylum, and had behaved in a very

unbecoming manner during the service. Dr. Cambray preached--he spoke

to the young gentlemen afterwards with mild but becoming dignity. Harry

Ormond instantly, sensible of his error, made proper apologies,

and erred no farther. But Marcus O’Shane in particular, who was not

accustomed to endure anything, much less any person, that crossed his

humour, spoke of Dr. Cambray afterwards with vindictive bitterness,

and with all his talents of mimicry endeavoured to make him ridiculous.

Harry defended him with a warmth of ingenuous eloquence which did him

honour; and with truth, courage, and candour, that did him still more,

corrected some of Marcus’s mis-statements, declaring that they had all

been much to blame. Lady Annaly and her daughter were present, and this

was one of the circumstances to which her ladyship had alluded, when

she said that some things had occurred that had prepossessed her with

a favourable opinion of Ormond’s character. Dr. Cambray knew nothing of

the attack or the defence till some time afterwards; and it was now so

long ago, and Harry was so much altered since that time, that it was

scarcely to be expected the doctor should recollect even his person.

However, when Dr. Cambray came to the Black Islands to return his visit,

he did immediately recognize Ormond, and seemed so much pleased with

meeting him again, and so much interested about him, that Corny’s

warm heart was immediately won. Independently of this, the doctor’s

persuasive benevolent politeness could not have failed to operate, as it

usually did, even on a first acquaintance, in pleasing and conciliating

even those who were of opposite opinions.

“There, now,” said Corny, when the doctor was gone, “there, now, is a

sincere minister of the Gospel for you, and a polite gentleman into the

bargain. Now that’s politeness that does not trouble me--that’s not for

show--that’s for _us_, not _himself_, mark!--and conversation! Why that

man has conversation for the prince and the peasant--the courtier and

the anchorite. Did not he find plenty for me, and got more out of me

than I thought was in me--and the same if I’d been a monk of La Trappe,

he would have made me talk like a pie. Now there’s a man of the high

world that the low world can like, very different from--”

Poor Corny paused, checked himself, and then resumed--“Principles,

religion, and all no hinderance!--liberal and sincere too! Well, I only

wish--Father Jos, no offence--I only wish, for Dr. Cambray’s sake,

and the Catholic church’s sake, I was, for one day, Archbishop of

Canterbury, or Primate of all Ireland, or whatever else makes the

bishops in your church, and I’d skip over dean and archdeacon, and all,

and make that man--clean a bishop before night.”

Harry smiled, and wished he had the power as well as the good-will.

Father Jos said, “A man ought to be ashamed not to think of his _own_

first.”

“Now, Harry, don’t think I’d make a bishop lightly,” continued King

Corny; “I would not--I’ve been a king too long for that; and though only

a king of my own fashion, I know what’s fit for governing a country,

observe me!--Cousin Ulick would make a job of a bishop, but I would

not--nor I wouldn’t to please my fancy. Now don’t think I’d make that

man a bishop just because he noticed and praised my gimcracks and

inventions, and _substitutes_.”

Father Jos smiled, and demurely abased his eye.

“Oh! then you don’t know me as well as you think you do, father,” said

O’Shane. “Nor what’s more, Harry, not his noting down the two regiments

to make inquiry for friends for you, Harry, shouldn’t have bribed me to

partiality--though I could have kissed his shoe-ties for it.”

“Mercy on you!” said Father Jos: “this doctor has bewitched you.”

“But did you mind, then,” persisted Corny, “the way he spoke of that

cousin of mine, Sir Ulick, who he saw I did not like, and who has been,

as you tell us, bitter against him, and even against his getting the

living. Well, the way this Doctor Cambray spoke then pleased me--good

morals without preaching--there’s _do good to your enemies_--the true

Christian doctrine--and the hardest point. Oh! let Father Jos say what

he will, there’s the man will be in heaven before many--heretic or no

heretic, Harry!”

Father Jos shrugged up his shoulders, and then fixing the glass in his

spectacles, replied, “We shall see better when we come to the tithes.”

“That’s true,” said Corny.

He walked off to his workshop, and took down his fowling-piece to put

the finishing stroke to his work for the next day, which was to be

the first day of partridge-shooting: he looked forward with

delight--anticipating the gratification he should have in going out

shooting with Harry, and trying his new fowling-piece. “But I won’t go

out to-morrow till the post has come in; for my mind couldn’t enjoy

the sport till I was satisfied whether the answer could come about your

commission, Harry: my mind misgives me--that is, my calculation tells

me, that it will come to-morrow.”

Good Corny’s calculations were just: the next morning the little

post-boy brought answers to various letters which he had written about

Ormond--one to Ormond from Sir Ulick O’Shane, repeating his approbation

of his ward’s going into the army, approving of all the steps Cornelius

had taken--especially of his intention of paying for the commission.

“All’s well,” Cornelius said. The next letter was from Cornelius’s

banker, saying that the five hundred pound was lodged, ready. “All

well.” The army-agent wrote, “that he had commissions in two different

regiments, waiting Mr. O’Shane’s choice and orders per return of post,

to purchase _in conformity_.”--“That’s all well.” General Albemarle’s

answer to Mr. O’Shane’s letter was most satisfactory: in terms that were

not merely _officially_ polite, but kind, “he assured Mr. O’Shane that

he should, as far as it was in his power, pay attention to the young

gentleman, whom Mr. O’Shane had so strongly recommended to his care,

and by whose appearance and manner the general said he had been

prepossessed, when he saw him some months ago at Corny Castle. There was

a commission vacant in his son’s regiment, which he recommended to Mr.

Ormond.”

“The very thing I could have wished for you, my dear boy--you shall

go off the day after to-morrow--not a moment’s delay--I’ll answer the

letters this minute.”

But Harry reminded him that the post did not go out till the next day,

and urged him not to lose this fine day--this first day of the season

for partridge shooting.

“Time enough for my business after we come home--the post does not go

out till morning.”

“That’s true: come off, then--let’s enjoy the fine day sent us; and my

gun, too--I forgot; for I do believe, Harry, I love you better even than

my gun,” said the warm-hearted Corny. “Call _Ormond_. Moriarty; let

us have him with us--he’ll enjoy it beyond all: one of the last day’s

shooting with his own Prince Harry!--but, poor fellow, we’ll not tell

him that.”

Moriarty and the dogs were summoned, and the fineness of the day, and

the promise of good sport, put Moriarty in remarkably good spirits. By

degrees King Corny’s own spirits rose, and he forgot that it was the

last day with Prince Harry, and he enjoyed the sport. After various

trials of his new fowling-piece, both the king and the prince agreed

that it succeeded to admiration. But even in the midst of his pride in

his success, and his joy in the sport, his superior fondness for Harry

prevailed, and showed itself in little, almost delicate instances of

kindness, which could hardly have been expected from his unpolished

mind. As they crossed a bog, he stooped every now and then, and plucked

different kinds of bog-plants and heaths.

“Here, Harry,” said he, “mind these for Dr. Cambray. Remember yesterday

his mentioning that a daughter of his was making a botanical collection,

and there’s Sheelah can tell you all the Irish names and uses. Some I

can note for you myself; and here, this minute--by great luck! the very

thing he wanted!--the andromeda, I’ll swear to it: throw away all and

keep this--carry it to her to-morrow--for I will have you make a friend

of that Dr. Cambray; and no way so sure or fair to the father’s heart as

by proper attention to the daughter--I know that by myself. Hush, now,

till I have that partridge!--Whirr!--Shot him clean, my dear gun!--Was

not that good, Harry?”

Thus they continued their sport till late; and returning, loaded with

game, had nearly reached the palace, when Corny, who had marked a covey,

quitted Harry, and sent his dog to spring it, at a distance much greater

than the usual reach of a common fowling-piece. Harry heard a shot, and

a moment afterwards a violent shout of despair;--he knew the voice to be

that of Moriarty, and running to the spot from whence it came, he found

his friend, his benefactor, weltering in his blood. The fowling-piece,

overloaded, had burst, and a large splinter of the barrel had fractured

the skull, and had sunk into the brain. As Moriarty was trying to raise

his head, O’Shane uttered some words, of which all that was intelligible

was the name of Harry Ormond. His eye was fixed on Harry, but the

meaning of the eye was gone. He squeezed Harry’s hand, and an instant

afterwards O’Shane’s hand was powerless. The dearest, the only real

friend Harry Ormond had upon earth was gone for ever!

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