THE VERY GLAD EYE.

Mother put down the key of the hen-house and took up the letters that

lay beside her plate.

"If only Joan would write larger," she sighed, turning over an

envelope across which an ant seemed to have walked and left an inky

trail. "I've mislaid my glass too, and shan't be able to read a word.

Where could I have put the miserable thing?" she asked, peering again

at the ridiculous little script.

Father put down his paper and said these hunts for Aunt Matilda were

getting monotonous. Only yesterday he had rescued her from some dried

bulbs in the greenhouse, and didn't Mother think it time she saw a

good oculist and had proper spectacles, instead of using the old lens

in that carved gold bauble belonging once to his grandmother's aunt.

"Perhaps it's just a bad habit," she answered with a smile, "or my

eyes are getting lazy. But really I can see _so_ well through it, and

if they would print the newspapers better--"

"No one we know in this morning's list," said Father shortly, as he

turned a sheet; "and we should be hearing from those rascals now that

the push is over," he added, glancing at Mother who began to sip her

coffee hurriedly.

"They might even get leave together," ventured Margery. "It's five

months since Dick came home, and as for Christopher--"

"What swank for old Margots, now her hair is up," piped Archie. "Two

brothers from the trenches to--"

"If you'd make a little less noise, my son," said Father in a strange

voice, "I might be able to take in what I'm reading. There's something

here about Christopher."

"What?" cried Mother, springing from her chair.

"Yes, it's Christopher plain enough," he repeated with shining eyes.

"Christopher Charles Bentley, and--God bless my soul!--the boy has

been splendid! It's all down here, and---

"Read, read!" we clamoured, as his voice grew husky and indistinct.

"Read!" again we shouted, as Mother came and took the paper gently

from him.

"When you're all quiet, children," she began, devouring the words

before her.

_Quiet!_ Even the canary held its breath while Mother read that

wonderful paragraph.

It was a long one, and every word of it a tribute to our magnificent

Chris, who had organised a small volunteer party, attacked a strong

point, and captured fifteen of the enemy and a machine-gun, for which

gallant act he had been awarded the M.C.

With lingering pride she went through it a second time, and only then

did we see that she was staring at the paper, proudly and fiercely,

through the handle of the hen-house key!

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[Illustration: _First A.B. (indicating old tramp steamer in ballast)_.

"THANK 'EAVENS WE AIN'T GOT PROPELLERS WHAT STICK OUT LIKE THAT ON

THIS 'ERE JUNK, BILL."

_Second A.B._ "WHAT ARE YOU GROUSING ABOUT NOW?"

_First A.B._ "WHY, THE BLOOMIN' FIRST-LOOTENANT WOULD MAKE US POLISH

THE BLINKIN' THING."]

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