JOHN BULL. "YOU DO IT FOR ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THERE FOR."]

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[Illustration: _Farmer_. "WHY DO THEY LET THAT CLOCK CHIME? AREN'T

THEY AFRAID THE HUNS MIGHT HEAR IT?"

_Yokel_. "BLESS YOU, THAT'S TO DECEIVE 'EM. IT'S 'ALF-A-HOUR FAST."]

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