CHAPTER XXIV.

CYCLISTS LAND IN RUSSIA--TIFLIS, "THE PARIS OF THE CAUCASUS"--IN

SIGHT OF MOUNT ARARAT--SUICIDE OF THE PET MONKEY.

We left Resht Monday, March 21, on board the nondescript steamer

"B." There were but two cabins afforded by the steamer, and to one

of these Capt. Ahrninckie assigned the Inter Ocean tourists. The run

to Baku is less than the Chicago-Milwaukee or Cleveland-Detroit runs,

but owing to delays we did not reach Baku until Thursday, March 24. We

formed a number of friends in the city, dinners, teas and drives being

of daily occurrence. We also attended the opera, but as great as was

our diversion, we pined for the days that we should again be in the

saddle, with our feet upon the pedal. Our Easter Sunday of 1898 we

spent in Tiflis, the quaintest of all Russian cities. Tiflis is called

the "Paris of the Caucasus," but the real significance of the name

is "Hot Springs." Hot Springs there are at Tiflis, not of valuable

mineral nature, but most grateful to the weary traveler who visits

the bath-houses, and after a thorough steaming is kneaded into supple

activity by Persian attendants. Here, of all the cities on earth,

I do not know of any one which will afford the visitor more varied

and interesting street scenes. New Orleans, when in the regalia

of its annual Mardi-Gras, is not more picturesque. It is not only

the fanciful appearance of the street, but the unique procession of

pedestrians, men of all nations, that makes Tiflis and its streets

appear like the dancing room of a bal masque. The Russian and the

natives of the Caucasus are more hospitable than any people we ever

met. Officials of the city heaped upon us courtesies and seemed to

enter into a contest with each other in paying us attention. The last

few days of our stay in Tiflis were unusually busy. The ruined tires

of Mrs. McIlrath's bicycle and the badly damaged front tire of my own

had to be replaced by new ones, and the best we could make out was to

purchase inner tubes and alter our old tires to suit the available

article. We left Tiflis on April 14, many friends being present to

see us off. We were all happy, even including Rodney, the monkey,

to be again awheel. I should mention that it was not until after our

sojourn in Tiflis that Mrs. McIlrath was able, for the first time since

her horrible night in the mountains of Persia, to put her feet again

to the pedals of her machine. Lost twice on the road, and with many

an inconvenience and delay, an account of which would be but to go

over in part our misfortunes in other climes, we arrived during the

latter part of April at Ahkty, 60 miles from Mount Ararat, the most

famed mountain in the world's history, the resting place of the ark

in which Noah preserved the family, human animal, reptile and winged.

The day after our arrival in Ahkty was a fete day in Russia, the

birthday of the Grand Duke. The town was rich in color with the

red, blue and white flags, the shops were closed and bands played

in the park. Troops in dress uniform swarmed the streets; women and

children in holiday clothes promenaded through the groves of trees

'neath the window of our hotel; and above all, shown in glittering,

lofty beauty Mount Ararat, immaculate and cold as if, since her duty

done in receiving the ship of God, she had locked herself in frigid

mail against the frivolous people beneath.

An oil-laden tramp steamer, after three days of wallowing along the

shores of Asia Minor, placed us in Constantinople on June 9. We had

been directed to several hotels in the city, but as our informants

had confessed that all were uniformly piratical in their practices,

we selected one directly opposite the American Consulate. Galatea,

the section of the city in which we landed, is the water front and

wholesale commercial portion of the town, and as we threaded our way

through the crowded street, following closely the coolies who carried

our luggage, we had excellent opportunity of witnessing the sights

of the most interesting quarter of the great city. To those who

have not visited the interiors of China, India, Burmah and Persia,

Constantinople may appear truly Oriental, but to the Inter Ocean

cyclists the city presented anything but a resemblance to manners

and customs Eastern. We spent seven days in diligent search for

curious sights, and of them all we decided that the most attractive

features were the Salaamlik, or public reception at prayer by the

Sultan; "the dogs of Stamboul" and Constantinople, the fires and fire

department, and the museum and the tomb of Alexander. The religious

day of Mussulmans is Friday, and we were present when Abdul Hamid,

the Sultan, wended his way to the mosque to pray. The populists

turned out to greet him, and soldiers flashed their way through the

streets; it was a gala day in Constantinople. We saw the face of

the Sultan squarely, but it did not please us. If it were possible

for human face to resemble a hawk, the Sultan of Turkey certainly

bore that resemblance to the cruel bird. The eyes were glittering,

the brows big and slanting, the nose hooked, and the lips thin and

compressed. The face was not one to be forgotten. Features do not

always bespeak the character of a man, but, after looking into the

eyes of the Sultan, one could readily understand how such a man could

order the extermination of the opposing sect of a religious people,

and calmly read the report of his subordinates who informed him

that 3,500 of his Armenian subjects had been slain in the streets of

Constantinople and Stamboul in less than thirty-six hours.

Fires are a serious event in Constantinople, much more so than

my American brethren, in whose country conflagrations are daily

affairs, can well imagine. The city, with its sea breeze, the hills

and valleys as a flue, and with houses of wood, and streets so

narrow that flames overreach, a fire, with ordinary start, has an

advantage which only exhaustion and skill will overcome. As we saw

for ourselves, "exhaustion" is the only method of the Constantinople

firemen. There is so much ceremony about going to a fire that the

chief and his men are well nigh put out by fatigue before the blaze

is extinguished. When I say extinguished, I mean before the fire burns

itself out. It is prevented only from being a conflagration by the fact

that those members of the department not laid out for want of breath,

and assisted by zealous citizens, grab long poles and push and pull

down the adjacent buildings. "The dogs of Stamboul" are numbered by

the thousands. They are quiet and well behaved, do not bark at wagons

and pedestrians, and sleep on the sidewalk, in the gutter and in the

middle of the street. They are the scavengers of the city, and woe

to the man who abuses them. Sleeping by day, they wake into activity

as night advances and the shops close. Meat markets, restaurants,

bakeries, private residences and hotels throw the leavings from

counter and table into the gutters, and the dogs "do the rest."

I must record, while in Constantinople, the untimely death of

Rodney, the monkey. The following quotation appeared in the Servet of

Constantinople, and is a fair example, at the same time, of a Turkish

newspaper joke: "Suicide at the Maison Tokatlian.--Effendi McIlrath,

an American journalist, who is resting at the Maison Tokatlian,

is completing a remarkable journey through the interior of Asia and

Europe, using bicycles to transport himself and wife. The sights of

Constantinople have proven so attractive that the gentleman has had

little time to devote to a pet monkey, which has been his companion

for several thousand miles. After sunset of the past day the monkey was

left alone in the gentleman's room, and upon returning from dinner the

master found the animal hanging by his neck from the window sash. As

no papers were left and no warning given, jealousy is ascribed as

the cause, but the police will investigate."

I do not know that jealousy was the cause of the little fellow's

self-inflicted end, but I am inclined to believe that the desire

to reach some strawberries which lay upon the table near him, the

twisting of the strap on his neck, and the consequent choking, had

more to do with the ending of Rodney's erratic career.

We departed for Constantza, Roumania, Saturday, June 18, on one of

the coasting steamers carrying mail and passengers to the Oriental

express, bound for Paris via Buda-Pesth and Vienna. I would not

attempt to fix the date when Roumania was populated, but during

the ages when Romans required visitors to do as Romans did, the

toga-clad nation utilized Roumania as a sort of ancient Australia,

a dumping-ground for incorrigible criminals. Some of the hotel and

restaurant keepers in Roumania at the present day should be able to

trace their ancestry without trouble. The traits of the pioneers are

still exhibited. Constantza is pretty; it is one of those white, clean

little places which only exist on the sea fronts where coal dust, soot

and factories and black dust is unknown. It is called the "Brighton

of Roumania," but since the water off Long Island is just as salt, and

the hotel prices almost as exorbitant, the name might be improved on.

We selected the Hotel Union in Bucharest as our stopping place,

but scarcely had we entered the corridors one evening than a crowd

hemmed us in and began the usual catechism in the three popular

languages, French, German and Roumanian. Though I managed to slip

Mrs. McIlrath through the crowd and up to her chamber, I was unable

to leave the throng until two hours later. The next day we were

visited by the various members of the "Clubul Ciclistilar Bucharest,"

which means Bucharest's Cycling Club, and, after luncheon with some

of the English-speaking members, we were made honorary members

of the organization. Principally Germans, the club is a jolly

set. They were our guides, companions and entertainers during our

sojourn in the city. They sent flowers to Mrs. McIlrath, dined us,

invited us to their meetings, and presented us with souvenirs of the

occasion. We fared well in the city, and our ride over the miserable

roads was the chief topic in cycling circles. It is inconceivable

to me why a country so intensely interesting as Roumania, a city

so wickedly fascinating and beautiful as Bucharest, should be so

little frequented by travelers. Paris, with all its world-wide

reputation as a city of gold-plated vice, cannot compare with the

more obscure Bucharest. Lovers of beautiful architecture will find

in the palaces, museum and academy all that they desire; admirers of

glittering uniforms and lovely women will be able to feast their eyes

each evening, when all the capital turns out in dress parade on the

beautiful boulevarde; artists will find quaint characters, costumes,

landscapes and romantic homes, and the novelist of Zolaism will

be able to weave plots of realism that will horrify the morals and

titillate the perverted palate of the sensation-loving gourmand. As

a kingdom, Roumania enjoys liberties which are not to be equaled in

any republic extant. The press is free to the extent that monarch

and private character, private history and personal characteristics

are not exempt from type. Were American editors to write as do

their Roumanian brothers, the vocation would be one excluded from

the lists of acceptable risks of life insurance companies. Rains

delayed our departure from Bucharest until Sunday, July 26. We were

escorted on our start from the city, at 1 o'clock in the afternoon,

by Messrs. Furth and Jensen, two of the most hardy road riders of the

Bucharest Cycling Club, and we whirled off thirty-one kilometers ere

we entered Ploesti, the half-way stop.

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