CHAPTER XI.

In 1883, Judge Miller, with the present Mr. Justice Real as Crown

Prosecutor, opened the first District Court in Winton. Fred Riley and

myself had been put on the "Commission of the Peace," and appeared

before the Judge to be sworn in. We then decided that we should without

delay show that we were magistrates, and prepared to carry out our

duties. We found a good, hard-drinking man, and offered him ten

shillings to spend in drink. He gladly accepted the offer, and shortly

afterwards we were asked by the police to sit on a case of drunkenness

and disorderly conduct. Our man had kept to his agreement, and was

brought before us. We severely reprimanded him for his conduct and

discharged him. Judge Miller hearing of it, frequently recalled the joke

to my memory, and we had many a good laugh over it.

Early in this year, Mr. Griffith (afterwards Sir Samuel) and Mr. Dickson

(afterwards Sir James) made a tour of the north-west, and travelled by

coach from Hughenden to Winton. The party was detained a night at

Stack's public house, about midway between the two towns, whilst the

mailman rode over to Sesbania with the mail. Mr. Griffith here made the

acquaintance of Schofield, who was managing a store near Stack's for

Charlie Rowe. Stack's house was not an inviting place, so the two

Ministers spent the evening in Schofield's quarters. The latter was

shortly afterwards appointed as Government agent on board the "Hopeful."

The history of this vessel is well-known in the Law Courts of

Queensland. Messrs. Griffith and Dickson were treated to a wine party in

Winton. There was but little enthusiasm shown at the meeting, the

majority of those present being strong McIlwraithians.

Mr. Fraser, the managing partner of Messrs. Baillie, Fraser and Donald,

of Manuka Station, had been in the army, and had served through the

Indian Mutiny. He was highly respected by all, but was not popular

excepting among those with whom he was intimate. They knew him to be

very hospitable and kind, and a thorough gentleman. He came of a high

Scottish family, and was proud that one of his ancestral relations had

his head cut off for loyalty to his King. I remember being a silent

listener to the relation of some happenings which at one time or other

occurred in Ireland. The postmaster was a man who, rather young in

years, appeared to have had some experiences. He was telling Fraser of

the ill-feeling which was existent between two British regiments in a

town somewhere in Ireland, while he was there. One was the 65th, an

English, and the other the 89th, an Irish regiment. It seems that the

latter had been formed from the North Cork militia, which, I understand,

bore an unenviable reputation from their conduct during the rebellion in

1798. The townspeople had a long memory of this, and in the disturbance

amongst the soldiers, supported the English regiment against their own

countrymen. Fraser listened to it all, and then said, "By jove, wasn't

it bitter; I was captain of a company of the 89th, and some of my men

were badly knocked about." I thought it made the world very small to

hear such incidents being related in the far west of Queensland.

Now that we had two banks, four hotels, a chemist, saddler, besides

other branches of industry, we felt that we were being drawn perilously

within the influences of civilisation and its drawbacks.

[Illustration: SIR THOMAS McILWRAITH]

The manager of one of the banks, who was deservedly popular owing to his

genial character, the kind way in which he could refuse one an

overdraft, and then suggest quite friendly and cheerfully to the

applicant: "What do you think; shall we put the gloves on?" This

gentleman had a very peculiar hobby, to attend the sick and dying, and

to bury the dead. Some incidents connected with his hobby, are as

follows:--A tank sinker from Ayrshire Downs died in the hospital. That

day a new warder and his wife, who came from beyond Boulia, were put on.

The doctor's instructions were that any person dying of typhoid fever,

as did the man in question, was to be taken out of the ward and buried

as quickly as possible. Immediately the man died, the wardsman was

taking the body straight into the morgue, after sending word to the

blacksmith, who was also the undertaker, to come up, and remove the body

straight away for burial. Some of the patients, seeing the body being

carried out, verbally assisted the new wardsman with their suggestions.

Thus, the dead man was to be washed, shaved, and have a clean shirt put

on. It was late in the afternoon; the wardsman did not like handling the

corpse, so the story goes, that he got a bucket of water and a mop, and

mopped the body down. This he left on the table in the morgue, and

forgot all about the clean shirt or the shaving. There was an

understanding between the police sergeant and the bank manager that as

there were no clergymen of any denomination in the town, the sergeant

would read the services for the Roman Catholics, and the manager for all

others. The undertaker-blacksmith would notify the reader required, and

funerals were carried out at any hour, day or night. The tank sinker's

funeral was timed to leave the hospital about 12.30 a.m. For some reason

the bank manager attended this funeral. The body was then in the coffin,

and a start made for the cemetery. There were some of the dead man's

mates present, and the bank manager heard them complaining that it was a

d----d shame to bury a man naked. When the funeral reached the

graveside, the idea struck the manager that, as he was wearing a clean,

white shirt, it would be the proper thing to open the coffin, put his

shirt on the corpse, and this was done. The action gave great pleasure

and satisfaction to the men present, who, as a mark of gratitude, on

return to town, wished to knock up the public-house people and shout

drinks for all hands.

One night there was a funeral at which the manager was to read prayers.

The undertaker in this case had a small cart, used as a hearse, drawn by

a mule recently broken in, and not too quiet. As the funeral party was

walking to the cemetery in the dark, some one struck a match. This was

too much for the mule, which bolted across the plain at the back of the

cemetery. He reached the edge of a small gully and propped. The weight

behind, however, forced him over the bank. The coffin fell out, and the

top coming off, the body rolled out on the ground. After extricating the

mule, the body was put into the coffin again, and the top put on, the

nails driven home with stones. As the mourners objected to the further

use of the mule, the party carried the body to the cemetery much to the

disgust of the undertaker.

Going home from Winton one night after a spree, a boundary-rider from

Ayrshire Downs got off his horse a few miles out, and fell asleep. He

woke up some time in the night, fairly sober, and found his horse gone,

so he started to walk, but having got off the road, perished midway

between the 20-mile and the Cockatoo dam, well-known places on this

road. The bank manager was assisting in the search for the lost man, and

happened to be with the police when the body was found, which was buried

on the spot. The dead man's wife lived in Toowoomba, and as the manager

had been remitting money from her husband to her, he informed her of the

latter's death. She acknowledged the letter, and expressed a wish that

the body might be dug up and brought into Winton for decent burial. She

asked how long the body would have to be buried before the flesh would

be off the bones and the remains could be brought in. The doctor advised

it would be fully six months. At the end of this time the widow arrived

in Winton to carry out her desires. Early one Sunday morning the widow,

accompanied by the bank manager and the undertaker, left town to exhume

the remains. The party had a white table-cloth in a red gin case with

the cover on to carry the bones. It was an extremely hot day as the

party reached the grave, and hobbled the horses out. The manager related

"that he and the undertaker soon had the bones upon the cloth in a nice

little heap. The widow examined each bone as it was laid down, and she

missed one of the knee-caps, so nothing would pacify her until it was

found. This we did eventually by rubbing the soil between our hands and

breaking the lumps. It was now near dark. We had arranged for the priest

to be at the cemetery by sun-down, and that the grave would be ready.

When we arrived about 10 o'clock at night the priest and the

grave-digger had gone. I then suggested that we should take the bones in

the box to Lynett's hotel, but the landlady wouldn't hear of the remains

being left at the hotel. Eventually we left the box and the bones in the

grave. The priest came out the next morning, and having read the

service, the remains were buried decently, and the widow was happy."

The manager of one of the stations had died at the North Gregory hotel.

The body was immediately carried into the manager's private quarters, at

the rear of the business part of the bank. The accountant was seen

shortly afterwards protesting against the room, which happened to be

his, being used as a morgue. He is to this day certain that from the

spot where the hand of the corpse struck the wall as it was being put

down, knocking may still be heard on the anniversary of the incident.

This bank manager was possessed of great energy and perseverance, and a

business capacity seldom met with. He was highly respected and extremely

popular with everybody high and low throughout the western country, but

he is now the head of one of our principal industries. I often wonder if

he still has the inclination to bury people.

Our firm had been supplying goods and spirits to a storekeeper at

Boulia, whose P.N.'s for a considerable sum of money were not met. Early

in 1884. I decided to go out to look into matters. I was accompanied by

a Mr. Howard, who was on the look out for a hotel. On my arrival at

Boulia I found that the storekeeper had erected a building as an hotel

on a piece of land which he had made several promises to purchase. I

found the owner, bought the land, and claimed the building erected upon

it. This I considered as equal to the money owing to us. Thos. Lynett,

of Winton, had started a branch store in Boulia, and had been supplying

the same customer with goods on credit, having the building as security.

When he heard that I had purchased the land and claimed the building, he

wired to Brisbane to stop the sale. However, nothing came of it. I sold

the property to Mr. Howard, and it was not long before he was able to

wipe out his indebtedness.

Mr. Eglinton, late P.M. in Brisbane, then held a similar appointment at

Boulia. A race meeting, which included a hurdle race, was being held. In

this race all the horses baulked at the jumps and delayed the running.

It was then decided to let the races wait while the visitors had lunch,

etc. The judge joined our party. It was a hot day, even for Boulia;

refreshments were generous, and in demand. The judge, in common with the

visitors, was a thirsty soul. When we next turned our attention to the

course, a race was being run, so the judge decided to get into the box.

A grey and brown horse had negotiated the hurdles and were coming up the

straight neck and neck. When they passed the post the Judge decided that

the piebald horse had won. During my stay at Boulia I camped, by the

invitation of Mr. Coghlan, the manager at Goodwood Station, just across

the Burke River from the township. Mr. Eglinton, P.M., and Mr. Shaw,

manager of Diamantina Lakes Station, were also guests, and we were glad

to retire to this retreat after the uproarious happenings incidental to

western towns during race time.

Before leaving, the P.M. asked Mr. Shaw and myself, who were both

magistrates, if we would take a "didemus potastatum" to Monkira, about

100 miles down the river from Diamantina Lakes, and swear in Mr.

Debney, the manager, as a Justice of the Peace. We consented; it was an

excuse for seeing more of the country, and for a longer outing.

After a few days spent at the Lakes, we started with my team and buggy,

accompanied by Mr. Shaw's little daughter. We reached Davonport Downs,

then managed by Mr. McGuigan. He told us there were several very heavy

sand hills to negotiate, and offered the loan of a pair of staunch heavy

buggy horses. He suggested leaving my horses to spell. I accepted the

offer. Shaw and myself took it in turns to drive. At one of these sand

hills the horses stuck Shaw up, and refused, in spite of his

persuasions, to budge. After giving them a spell, Shaw suggested I

should take the reins. I had prepared my whip with a new cracker, but

failed to start the horses. I then addressed the horses in the language

of bullock-drivers, and stood up in the buggy to more effectually use

the whip. The horses started, and I kept them going. Just then a small

voice was heard from the back seat of the trap, "Mr. Corfield, will you

please remember there's a lady in the buggy." Shaw and I immediately

retired into our boots, but the horses gave no further trouble.

At that time I think Monkira was the farthest station down the river.

Mr. Debney had come from Adelaide. He and Mrs. Debney gave us a splendid

reception. The governess to the family afterwards became Mrs. R. K.

Milson, of Springvale, and her eldest son lately was married to Miss

Morgan-Reade, of Winton. On our return to Davonport Downs, we found Mr.

McGuigan laid up with fever, so I took him into Winton.

In November, 1884, Sir Thos. McIlwraith, who had been inspecting his

stations, passed through Winton, but while at Ayrshire Downs he received

news of his father's death, and refused all demonstrations. I drove him

to Vindex. On the road out I told him I contemplated leaving for England

the following year. He gave me many hints for my guidance; also a

letter of introduction to his brother, William McIlwraith, in London.

The western country was now suffering from a very severe and prolonged

drought which brought ruin to many men, and heavy loss to those who

pulled through. Taking advantage of the dry spell, I had a small tank

excavated in my paddock. A heavy thunderstorm, averaging a little over

two inches, fell over the town, and being anxious to learn if it had any

water, I asked two friends to walk with me to the tank. We plodded about

a mile in the heavy soil. I was satisfied with the result of my

inspection; not so my companions, who lost their shoes in the boggy

ground, and heaped anathemas on me and my dam.

Altogether their language on the return journey was of a very lurid

nature.

This was the first rain for eleven months, and to celebrate it, Winton

held carnival for three weeks, during which time no business of any sort

was attempted. The time was devoted to sports and jollifications. About

two miles east and west of the town ran wire fences, the road passing

through gates. The peculiarity of this storm was that no rain fell

beyond the fences. It was a strange sight to see green grass on one side

of the wires and outside perfectly bare.

I have somewhere in this narrative alluded to lignum, and it may not be

out of place at this juncture to describe what it is. Lignum is a small

shrub which grows in the dry-water courses. It is much used as walls of

houses--timber and iron being very expensive--roofing sheds, and such

like. It does not keep out the rain, but is sun proof. With the

thermometer running well past the 100 deg. in the shade, a roasting hot

wind such as obtains in the western country, there are many worse

pleasures to be enjoyed in the west than a lignum shed and a canvas bag

of cool rain water. Had old Omar known of the canvas water bag, he would

prefer to sing its praises rather than those of a jug of wine. Blessings

on the man who first thought of it.

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