CHAPTER III.

FREE SPEECH.

The members of the Scripture Club did not put off their holy interest

with their Sunday garments, as people of the world do with most things

religious. When the little steamboat _Oakleaf_ started on her Monday

morning trip for the city, the members of the Scripture Club might be

identified by their neglect of the morning papers and their tendency to

gather in small knots and engage in earnest conversation. In a corner

behind the paddle-box, securely screened from wind and sun, sat Mr.

Jodderel and Mr. Prymm, the latter adoring with much solemn verbosity

the sacred word, and the former piling text upon text to demonstrate the

final removal of all the righteous to a new state of material existence

in a better ordered planet. In the one rocking-chair of the cabin sat

insurance President Lottson, praising to Mr. Hopper, who leaned

obsequiously upon the back of the chair and occasionally hopped

vivaciously around it, the self-disregard of the disciples, and the

evident inability of anyone within sight to follow their example. The

prudent Waggett was interviewing Dr. Fahrenglotz, who was going to

attend the meeting of a sort of Theosophic Society, composed almost

entirely of Germans, and was endeavoring to learn what points there

might be in the Doctor's belief which would make a man wiser unto

salvation, while Captain Maile stood by, a critical listener, and

distributed pitying glances between the two. Well forward, but to the

rear of the general crowd, stood Deacon Bates in an attitude which might

have seemed conservative were it not manifestly helpless, Mr. Buffle

with the smile peculiar to the successful business man, Lawyer Scott,

with the air of a man who had so much to say that time could not

possibly suffice in which to tell it all, Squire Woodhouse, who was in

search of a good market for hay, Principal Alleman, who was in chase of

an overdue shipment of text-books, and Mr. Radley, who with indifferent

success was filling the self-assigned roll of moderator of the little

assemblage.

"Nothing settled by the meeting?" said Mr. Buffle, echoing a despondent

suggestion by Deacon Bates. "Of course not. You don't suppose that what

theologians have been squabbling over for two thousand years can be

settled in a day, do you? We made a beginning and that's a good half of

anything. Why, I and every other man that builds boats have been hard at

work for years, looking for the best model, and we haven't settled the

question yet. We're in earnest about it--we can't help but be, for

there's money in it, and while we're waiting we do the next best

thing--we use the best ones we know about."

"Don't you think you'd get at the model sooner, if some of you weren't

pig-headed about your own, and too fond of abusing each other's?" asked

Mr. Radley.

"Certainly," admitted Mr. Buffle, "and that's why I wanted us to get up

a Bible-class like the one we have. If everybody will try to see what's

good in his neighbors theories and what's bad in his own, his

fortune--his religion, I mean--is a sure thing. Fiddling on one string

always makes a thin sort of a tune."

"There were a good many small tunes begun yesterday, then," observed

Squire Woodhouse.

"Well," said Mr. Buffle, "I thought something of the kind, myself, but a

man can't break an old habit to pieces all at once. Things will be

different before long, though."

"There is no reason why they shouldn't," said Principal Alleman,

"excepting one reason that's stronger than any other. You can't get to

the bottom of any of the sayings of Christ, the Prophets or the

Apostles without finding that they mean, Do Right. And when you reach

that point, what is in the man and not what is in the book comes into

play, or, rather, it always should but seldom does."

"I suppose that's so," said Mr. Buffle, soberly.

"In and of ourselves we can do nothing," remarked Deacon Bates.

"It's very odd, then, that we should have been told to do so much,"

replied Principal Alleman.

"It was to teach us our dependence upon a higher power," said Deacon

Bates, with more than his usual energy.

"Are we only to be taught, and never to learn, then?" asked Principal

Alleman. "Some of my pupils seem to think so, but those who depend least

upon the teacher and act most fully up to what they have been taught are

the ones I call my best scholars."

Deacon Bates's lower lip pushed up its neighbor; in the school-room, the

Principal's theory might apply, but in religion it was different, or he

(Deacon Bates) had always been mistaken, and this possibility was not to

be thought of for an instant. Fortunately for his peace of mind, the

boat touched her city dock just then, and from that hour until five in

the afternoon, when he left his store for the boat, religious theories

absented themselves entirely from Deacon Bates's mind.

The last meeting of the class was still the most popular subject of

conversation among the members, however, and interest of such a degree

could not help be contagious. Other residents of Valley Rest,

overhearing some of the chats between the members, expressed a desire to

listen to the discussions of the class, and to all was extended a hearty

welcome, without regard to race, color, or previous condition of

religious servitude, and all were invited to be doers as well as

hearers. So at the next session appeared ex-Judge Cottaway, who had

written a book and was a vestryman of St. Amos Parish, Broker Whilcher,

who worshipped with the Unitarians but found them rather narrow, and

Broker Whilcher's bookkeeper, who read Herbert Spencer, and could not

tell what he himself believed, even if to escape the penalty of death.

Various motives brought men from other churches, including even one from

Father McGarry's flock, and all of them were assured that they might say

whatever they chose, provided only that they believed it.

"Shall we continue our consideration of last Sunday's lesson?" asked

Deacon Bates, after the opening prayer had been offered. "We have some

new members, and should therefore have some additional views to

consider."

"Let's hear everybody," said Captain Maile. "If we talk as long about

this verse as we'll _have_ to talk before we reach any agreement, we'll

all die before we can reach the square up-and-down verses that are

further along in this same sermon."

"If the class has no objection to offer, we will continue our study of

the third verse of the fifth chapter of Matthew, and those who spoke on

last Sunday will allow the newer members and others an opportunity to

make their views known." As Deacon Bates spoke, his eye rested warningly

on Mr. Jodderel.

"I think," said Mr. Jodderel, "that the new members ought to know what

ideas have already been presented, so as to throw any new light upon

them, if they can. The nature of the kingdom of heaven, now, is the most

important question suggested by the lesson, and----"

"It won't be of the slightest consequence to anyone," interrupted

Principal Alleman, "unless they first comply with the condition which

the verse imposes upon those who want to reach the kingdom."

"I wouldn't be too sure of that," remarked President Lottson, "while

Jesus said that the poor in spirit should have the kingdom of heaven, He

didn't say that no one else should share it with them. What is written

doesn't always express all that is meant."

"It doesn't in insurance policies, anyhow," said Squire Woodhouse, "when

my barn burned----"

"Time is precious, my brethren," said Deacon Bates hastily, scenting a

personality, "I will therefore ask Judge Cottaway for his opinion of the

passage."

"I think," said the Judge, with that impressive cough which is the

rightful indulgence of a man who has written a volume on the rules of

evidence, "that 'poor in spirit' undoubtedly means unassuming, rightly

satisfied with what is their due, mindful of the fact that human nature

is so imperfect that whatever a man obtains is probably more than he

deserves. They can not be the meek, for special allusion is made to the

meek in this same group of specially designated persons. Neither can it

refer to people who are usually called poor-spirited persons, to wit,

those who are too devoid of what is commonly designated as spirit, for

these are properly classified as peace-makers, and have a similar though

not identical blessing promised to them."

"The class owes its thanks to the Judge for his clear definition of the

term 'poor in spirit," said Mr. Jodderel, "and if he can be equally

distinct upon the expression 'kingdom of heaven' he will put an end to a

great deal of senseless blundering."

"I know of but one definition," said the Judge, "heaven is the abode of

God and the angels, and of those who are finally saved."

"Ah, but _where_ is it? _that's_ the question this class wants

answered," said Mr. Jodderel, twisting his body and craning his head

forward as he awaited the answer.

"Really," said the Judge, "you must excuse me. I don't know where it is,

and I can't see that study as to its locality can throw any light upon

the lesson."

This opinion, delivered by an ex-Judge, who had written a book on rules

of evidence, would have quieted almost anyone else, and the members'

faces expressed a sense of relief as they thought that Mr. Jodderel also

would be quieted. But Mr. Jodderel was not one of the faint-hearted, and

in his opinion faint-heartedness and quietness were one and the same

thing.

"No light upon the lesson?" echoed Mr. Jodderel. "Why, what is the Bible

for, if not to inform us of our destiny? What is this world but a place

of preparation for another? And how can we prepare ourselves unless we

know what our future place and duty is to be?"

"Next!" exclaimed Deacon Bates with more than his usual energy, and Mr.

Jodderel sank back into his chair and talked angrily with every feature

but his mouth, and with his whole body besides. "Mr. Whilcher has some

new ideas to present, no doubt," continued the leader, bracing himself

somewhat firmly in his chair, for the Deacon naturally expected an

assault from a man of Mr. Whilcher's peculiar views.

"Poverty of spirit seems to me to be old English for modesty," said Mr.

Whilcher, "We know very little, comparatively, of the great designs of

God, and about as little of the intentions of our fellow-men, so we

should be very careful how we question our maker or criticise our

neighbors. No human being would appreciate divine perfection if he saw

it; no man can give his fellow-men full credit for what they _would_ do,

if they were angels, and are sorry because they can't do. I think the

passage means that only by that modesty, that self-repression, by which

alone a man can accept the inevitable as decreed by God, and forbear

that fault-finding which comes fully as easy as breathing, can a man be

fitted for the companionship of the loving company which awaits us all

in the next world."

"Whereabouts?" asked Mr. Jodderel.

Half-a-dozen members filibustered at once, and Mr. Jodderel was

temporarily suppressed, after which Squire Woodhouse remarked:

"Well, now, that sounds first rate--I never knew before that Unitarians

had such good religion in them--no harm meant, you know, Whilcher."

"Now let us hear from Mr. Bungfloat," said Deacon Bates.

Mr. Bungfloat, bookkeeper to Mr. Whilcher, hopelessly explored his

memory for something from Herbert Spencer that would bear upon the

subject, but finding nothing at hand, he quoted some expressions from

John Stuart Mills' essay on "Nature," and was hopelessly demoralized

when he realized that they did not bear in the remotest manner upon the

topic under consideration. Then Deacon Bates announced that the subject

was open for general remark and comment. Mr. Jodderel was upon his feet

in an instant, though the class has no rule compelling the members to

rise while speaking.

"Mr. Leader," said he, "everybody has spoken, but nobody has settled

the main question, which is, where is the 'kingdom of heaven?' Everybody

knows who the poor in spirit are; any one who didn't know when we began

has now a lot of first class opinions to choose from. But where and what

is heaven--_that_ is what we want to know."

A subdued but general groan indicated the possibility that Mr. Jodderel

was mistaken as to the desires of the class. Meanwhile, young Mr. Banty,

who had been to Europe, and listened to much theological debate in cafés

and beer-gardens, remarked.

"I'm not a member of this respected body, but I seem to be included in

the chairman's invitation. I profess to be a man of the world--I've been

around a good deal--and I never could see that the poor in spirit

amounted to a row of pins. If they're fit for heaven they ought to be

fit for something on this side of that undiscovered locality."

"Discovered millions upon millions of times, bless the Lord,"

interrupted Squire Woodhouse.

"Well, the discoverers sent no word back, at any rate," said young Mr.

Banty, "so there's one view which I think ought to be considered; isn't

it possible that Jesus was mistaken?"

Mr. Prymm turned pale and Deacon Bates shivered violently, while a low

hum and a general shaking of heads showed the unpopularity of young Mr.

Banty's idea.

"The class cannot entertain such a theory for an instant," answered

Deacon Bates, as soon as he could recover his breath, "though it

encourages the freest expression of opinion."

"Oh!" remarked Mr. Banty, with a derisive smile. The tone in which this

interjection was delivered put the class upon its spirit at once.

"Our leader means exactly what he says," said Mr. Jodderel; "any honest

expression of opinion is welcome here."

"If such were not the case," said Mr. Prymm, "a rival class would not

have been formed."

"And none of us would have learned how many sides there are to a great

question," said Mr. Buffle.

"Larger liberty wouldn't be possible," said Builder Stott. "Why, I've

just had to shudder once in awhile, but the speakers meant what they

said, and I rejoiced that there was somewhere where they could say it."

"I've said everything _I've_ wanted to," remarked Squire Woodhouse.

"That's so," exclaimed insurance President Lottson.

"I havn't seen any man put down," testified Captain Maile, "and I don't

yet understand what to make of it."

"Nobody could ask a fairer show," declared Mr. Radley.

"The utmost courtesy has been displayed toward me," said Dr.

Fahrenglotz, "although I am conscious my views are somewhat at variance

with those of others."

"The nature of proof has not been as clearly understood as it should

have been," said young Lawyer Scott; "but no one has lacked opportunity

to express his sentiments."

"So far from fault being found with the freedom of speech," said Mr.

Alleman, "the sentiment of the class is, I think, that the expression of

additional individual impressions would have been cordially welcomed, as

they will also hereafter be."

Young Mr. Banty felt himself to be utterly annihilated, and the pillars

of the class looked more stable and enduring than ever, and felt greatly

relieved when the session ended, and they could congratulate each other

on the glorious spirit of liberty which had marked their collective

deliberations. And when Squire Woodhouse dashed impetuously from the

room, and returned to report that Dr. Humbletop's class consisted of

one solitary pupil, several of the members unconsciously indulged in

some hearty hand-shaking.

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