I
It had been the opinion of Dolly Molloy, expressed during her
conversation with Mr. Twist, that John, on awaking from his drugged
slumber, would find himself suffering a headache. The event proved her
a true prophet.
John, as became one who prized physical fitness, had been all his life
a rather unusually abstemious young man. But on certain rare occasions
dotted through the years of his sojourn at Oxford he had permitted
himself to relax. As for instance, the night of his twenty-first
birthday ... Boat-Race Night in his freshman year ... and, perhaps
most notable of all, the night of the university football match in
the season when he had first found a place in the Oxford team and
had helped to win one of the most spectacular games ever seen at
Twickenham. To celebrate each of these events he had lapsed from his
normal austerity, and every time had wakened on the morrow to a world
full of grayness and horror and sharp, shooting pains. But never had he
experienced anything to compare with what he was feeling now.
He was dimly conscious that strange things must have been happening to
him, and that these things had ended by depositing him on a strange
bed in a strange room, but he was at present in no condition to give
his situation any sustained thought. He merely lay perfectly still,
concentrating all his powers on the difficult task of keeping his head
from splitting in half.
When eventually, moving with exquisite care, he slid from the bed and
stood up, the first thing of which he became aware was that the sun
had sunk so considerably that it was now shining almost horizontally
through the barred window of the room. The air, moreover, which
accompanied its rays through the window had that cool fragrance which
indicates the approach of evening.
Poets have said some good things in their time about this particular
hour of the day, but to John on this occasion it brought no romantic
thoughts. He was merely bewildered. He had started out from Rudge not
long after eleven in the morning, and here it was late afternoon.
He moved to the window, feeling like Rip van Winkle. And presently the
sweet air, playing about his aching brow, restored him so considerably
that he was able to make deductions and arrive at the truth. The last
thing he could recollect was the man Twist handing him a tall glass. In
that glass, it now became evident, must have lurked the cause of all
his troubles. With an imbecile lack of the most elementary caution,
inexcusable in one who had been reading detective stories all his life,
he had allowed himself to be drugged.
It was a bitter thought, but he was not permitted to dwell on it for
long. Gradually, driving everything else from his mind, there stole
upon him the realization that unless he found something immediately
to slake the thirst which was burning him up he would perish of
spontaneous combustion. There was a jug on the wash stand, and,
tottering to it, he found it mercifully full to the brim. For the next
few moments he was occupied, to the exclusion of all other mundane
matters, with the task of seeing how much of the contents of this jug
he could swallow without pausing for breath.
This done, he was at leisure to look about him and examine the position
of affairs.
That he was a prisoner was proved directly he tested the handle of the
door. And, as further evidence, there were those bars on the window.
Whatever else might be doubtful, the one thing certain was that he
would have to remain in this room until somebody came along and let him
out.
His first reaction on making this discovery was a feeling of irritation
at the silliness of the whole business. Where was the sense of it? Did
this man Twist suppose that in the heart of peaceful Worcestershire he
could immure a fellow for ever in an upper room of his house?
And then his clouded intellect began to function more nimbly. Twist's
behaviour, he saw, was not so childish as he had supposed. It had been
imperative for him to gain time in order to get away with his loot;
and, John realized, he had most certainly gained it. And the longer
he remained in this room, the more complete would be the scoundrel's
triumph.
John became active. He went to the door again and examined it
carefully. A moment's inspection showed him that nothing was to be
hoped for from that quarter. A violent application of his shoulder did
not make the solid oak so much as quiver.
He tried the window. The bars were firm. Tugging had no effect on them.
There seemed to John only one course to pursue.
He shouted.
It was an injudicious move. The top of his head did not actually come
off, but it was a very near thing. By a sudden clutch at both temples
he managed to avert disaster in the nick of time, and tottered weakly
to the bed. There for some minutes he remained while unseen hands drove
red-hot rivets into his skull.
Presently the agony abated. He was able to rise again and make his way
feebly to the jug, which he had now come to look on as his only friend
in the world.
He had just finished his second non-stop draught when something
attracted his notice out of the corner of his eye, and he saw that in
the window beside him were framed a head and shoulders.
"Hoy!" observed the head in a voice like a lorry full of steel girders
passing over cobblestones. "I've brought you a cuppertea."
II
The head was red in colour and ornamented half-way down by a large and
impressive moustache, waxed at the ends. The shoulders were broad and
square, the eyes prawn-like. The whole apparition, in short, one could
tell at a glance, was a sample or first instalment of the person of
a sergeant-major. And unless he had dropped from heaven--which, from
John's knowledge of sergeant-majors, seemed unlikely--the newcomer
must be standing on top of a ladder.
And such, indeed, was the case. Sergeant-Major Flannery, though no
acrobat, had nobly risked life and limb by climbing to this upper
window to see how his charge was getting on and to bring him a little
refreshment.
"Take your cuppertea, young fellow," said Mr. Flannery.
The hospitality had arrived too late. In the matter of tea-drinking
John was handicapped by the fact that he had just swallowed
approximately a third of a jug of water. He regretted to be compelled
to reject the contribution for lack of space. But as what he desired
most at the moment was human society and conversation, he advanced
eagerly to the window.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Flannery's my name, young fellow."
"How did I get here?"
"In that room?"
"Yes."
"I put you there."
"You did, did you?" said John. "Open this door at once, damn you!"
The Sergeant-Major shook his head.
"Language!" he said reprovingly. "Profanity won't do you no good, young
man. Cursing and swearing won't 'elp you. You just drink your cuppertea
and don't let's have no nonsense. If you'd made a 'abit in the past of
drinking more tea and less of the other thing, you wouldn't be in what
I may call your present predicament."
"Will you open this door?"
"No, sir. I will not open that door. There aren't going to be no doors
opened till your conduct and behaviour has been carefully examined in
the course of a day or so and we can be sure there'll be no verlence."
"Listen," said John, curbing a desire to jab at this man through the
bars with the teaspoon. "I don't know who you are...."
"Flannery's the name, sir, as I said before. Sergeant-Major Flannery."
"... but I can't believe you're in this business...."
"Indeed I am, sir. I am Doctor Twist's assistant."
"But this man is a criminal, you fool...."
Sergeant-Major Flannery seemed pained rather than annoyed.
"Come, come, sir. A little civility, if you please. This, what I may
call contumacious attitude, isn't helping you. Surely you can see that
for yourself? Always remember, sir, the voice with the smile wins."
"This fellow Twist burgled our house last night. And all the while
you're keeping me shut up here he's getting away."
"Is that so, sir? What house would that be?"
"Rudge Hall."
"Never heard of it."
"It's near Rudge-in-the-Vale. Twenty miles from here. Mr. Carmody's
place."
"Mr. Lester Carmody who was here taking the cure?"
"Yes. I'm his nephew."
"His nephew, eh?"
"Yes."
"Come, come!"
"What do you mean?"
"It so 'appens," said Mr. Flannery, with quiet satisfaction, removing
one hand from the window bars in order to fondle his moustache, "that
I've seen Mr. Carmody's nephew. Tallish, thinnish, pleasant-faced young
fellow. He was over here to visit Mr. Carmody during the latter's
temp'ry residence. I had him pointed out to me."
Painful though the process was, John felt compelled to grit his teeth.
"That was Mr. Carmody's other nephew."
"Other nephew, eh?"
"My cousin."
"Your cousin, eh?"
"His name's Hugo."
"Hugo, eh?"
"Good God!" cried John. "Are you a parrot?"
Mr. Flannery, if he had not been standing on a ladder, would no doubt
have drawn himself up haughtily at this outburst. Being none too
certain of his footing, he contented himself with looking offended.
"No, sir," he said with a dignity which became him well, "in reply to
your question, I am not a parrot. I am a salaried assistant at Doctor
Twist's health-establishment, detailed to look after the patients and
keep them away from the cigarettes and see that they do their exercises
in a proper manner. And, as I said to the young lady, I understand
human nature and am a match for artfulness of any description. What's
more, it was precisely this kind of artfulness on your part that
the young lady warned me against. 'Be careful, Sergeant-Major,' she
said to me, clasping her 'ands in what I may call an agony of appeal,
'that this poor, misguided young son of a what-not don't come it over
you with his talk about being the Lost Heir of some family living in
the near neighbourhood. Because he's sure to try it on, you can take
it from me, Sergeant-Major,' she said. And I said to the young lady,
'Miss,' I said, 'he won't come it over Egbert Flannery. Not him. I've
seen too much of that sort of thing, miss,' I said. And the young lady
said, 'Gawd's strewth, Sergeant-Major,' she said, 'I wish there was
more men in the world like you, Sergeant-Major, because then it would
be a dam' sight better place than it is, Sergeant-Major.'" He paused.
Then, realizing an omission, added the words, "she said."
John clutched at his throbbing head.
"Young lady? What young lady?"
"You know well enough what young lady, sir. The young lady what brought
you here to leave you in our charge. That young lady."
"That young lady?"
"Yes, sir. The one who brought you here."
"Brought me here?"
"And left you in our charge."
"Left me in your charge?"
"Come, come, sir!" said Mr. Flannery. "Are you a parrot?"
The adroit thrust made no impression on John. His mind was too busy
to recognize it for what it was--viz., about the cleverest repartee
ever uttered by a non-commissioned officer of His Majesty's regular
forces. A monstrous suspicion had smitten him, with the effect almost
of a physical blow. Suspicion? It was more than a suspicion. If it was
at Dolly Molloy's request that he was now locked up in this infernal
room, then, bizarre as it might seem, Dolly Molloy must in some way be
connected with the nefarious activities of the man Twist. The links
that connected the two might be obscure, but as to the fact there could
be no doubt whatever.
"You mean ..." he gasped.
"I mean your sister, sir, who brought you over here in her car."
"What! That was my car."
"No, no, sir, that won't do. I saw her myself driving off in it some
hours ago. She waved her 'and to me," said Mr. Flannery, caressing his
moustache and allowing a note of tender sentiment to creep into his
voice. "Yes, sir! She turned and waved her 'and."
John made no reply. He was beyond speech. Trifling though it might seem
to an insurance company in comparison with the loss of Rudge Hall's
more valuable treasures, the theft of the two-seater smote him a blow
from which he could not hope to rally. He loved his Widgeon Seven. He
had nursed it, tended it, oiled it, watered it, watched over it in
sickness and in health as if it had been a baby sister. And now it had
gone.
"Look here!" he cried feverishly. "You must let me out of here. At
once!"
"No, sir. I promised your sister...."
"She isn't my sister! I haven't got a sister! Good heavens, man, can't
you understand...."
"I understand very well, sir. Artfulness! I was prepared for it."
Sergeant-Major Flannery paused for an instant. "The young lady," he
said dreamily, "was afraid, too, that you might try to bribe me. She
warned me most particular."
John did not speak. His Widgeon Seven! Gone!
"Bribe me!" repeated Sergeant-Major Flannery, his eyes widening. It was
evident that the mere thought of such a thing sickened this good man.
"She said you would try to bribe me to let you go."
"Well, you can make your mind easy," said John between his teeth. "I
haven't any money."
There was a moment's silence. Then Mr. Flannery said "Ho!" in a rather
short manner. And silence fell again.
It was broken by the Sergeant-Major, in a moralizing vein.
"It's a wonder to me," he said, and there was peevishness in his
voice, "that a young fellow with a lovely sister like what you've got
can bring himself to lower himself to the beasts of the field, as
the saying is. Drink in moderation is one thing. Mopping it up and
becoming verlent and a nuisance to all is another. If you'd ever seen
one of them lantern slides showing what alcohol does to the liver of
the excessive drinker maybe you'd have pulled up sharp while there
was time. And not," said the Sergeant-Major, still with that oddly
querulous note in his voice, "have wasted all your money on what could
only do you 'arm. If you 'adn't of give in so to your self-indulgence
and what I may call besottedness, you would now 'ave your pocket full
of money to spend how you fancied." He sighed. "Your cuppertea's got
cold," he said moodily.
"I don't want any tea."
"Then I'll be leaving you," said Mr. Flannery. "If you require
anything, press the bell. Nobody'll take any notice of it."
He withdrew cautiously down the ladder, and, having paused at the
bottom to shake his head reproachfully, disappeared from view.
John did not miss him. His desire for company had passed. What
he wanted now was to be alone and to think. Not that there was
any likelihood of his thoughts being pleasant ones. The more he
contemplated the iniquity of the Molloy family, the deeper did the iron
enter into his soul. If ever he set eyes on Thomas G. Molloy again....
He set eyes on him again, oddly enough, at this very moment. From where
he stood, looking out through the bars of the window, there was visible
to him a considerable section of the drive. And up the drive at this
juncture, toiling painfully, came Mr. Molloy in person, seated on a
bicycle.
As John craned his neck and glared down with burning eyes, the rider
dismounted, and the bicycle, which appeared to have been waiting for
the chance, bit him neatly in the ankle with its left pedal. John was
too far away to hear the faint cry of agony which escaped the suffering
man, but he could see his face. It was a bright crimson face, powdered
with dust, and its features were twisted in anguish.
John went back to the jug and took another long drink. In the spectacle
just presented to him he had found a faint, feeble glimmering of
consolation.