"Yes, sir," Hugo Carmody was assuring a listening world as he turned
the two-seater in at the entrance of the stable yard of Rudge Hall some
thirty minutes later, "that's my baby. No, sir, don't mean maybe. Yes,
sir, that's my baby now. And, by the way, by the way...."
"Blast you!" said his cousin John, appearing from nowhere. "Get out of
that car."
"Hullo, John," said Hugo. "So there you are, John. I say, John, I've
just been paying a call on the head of the family over at Healthward
Ho. Why they don't run excursion trains of sightseers there is more
than I can understand. It's worth seeing, believe me. Large, fat men
doing bending and stretching exercises. Tons of humanity leaping about
with skipping ropes. Never a dull moment from start to finish, and
all clean, wholesome fun, mark you, without a taint of vulgarity or
suggestiveness. Pack some sandwiches and bring the kiddies. And let me
tell you the best thing of all, John...."
"I can't stop to listen. You've made me late already."
"Late for what?"
"I'm going to London."
"You are?" said Hugo, with a smile at the happy coincidence. "So am I.
You can give me a lift."
"I won't."
"I am certainly not going to run behind."
"You're not going to London."
"You bet I'm going to London."
"Well, go by train, then."
"And break into hard-won cash, every penny of which will be needed for
the big time in the metropolis? A pretty story!"
"Well, anyway, you aren't coming with me."
"Why not?"
"I don't want you."
"John," said Hugo, "there is more in this than meets the eye. You can't
deceive me. You are going to London for a purpose. What purpose?"
"If you really want to know, I'm going to see Pat."
"What on earth for? She'll be here to-morrow. I looked in at Chas.
Bywater's this morning for some cigarettes--and, gosh, how lucky it was
I did!--by the way, he's putting them down to you--and he told me she's
arriving by the three-o'clock train."
"I know. Well, I happen to want to see her very particularly to-night."
Hugo eyed his cousin narrowly. He was marshalling the facts and drawing
conclusions.
"John," he said, "this can mean but one thing. You are driving a
hundred miles in a shaky car--that left front tire wants a spot of
air. I should look to it before you start, if I were you--to see a
girl whom you could see to-morrow in any case by the simple process of
meeting the three-o'clock train. Your state of mind is such that you
prefer--actually prefer--not to have my company. And, as I look at you,
I note that you are blushing prettily. I see it all. You've at last
decided to propose to Pat. Am I right or wrong?"
John drew a deep breath. He was not one of those men who derive
pleasure from parading their inmost feelings and discussing with others
the secrets of their hearts. Hugo, in a similar situation, would have
advertised his love like the hero of a musical comedy; he would have
made the round of his friends, confiding in them; and, when the supply
of friends had given out, would have buttonholed the gardener. But
John was different. To hear his aspirations put into bald words like
this made him feel as if he were being divested of most of his more
important garments in a crowded thoroughfare.
"Well, that settles it," said Hugo briskly. "Such being the case, of
course you must take me along. I will put in a good word for you. Pave
the way."
"Listen," said John, finding speech. "If you dare to come within twenty
miles of us...."
"It would be wiser. You know what you're like. Heart of gold but no
conversation. Try to tackle this on your own and you'll bungle it."
"You keep out of this," said John, speaking in a low, husky voice that
suggested the urgent need of one of those throat lozenges purveyed by
Chas. Bywater and so esteemed by the dog Emily. "You keep right out of
this."
Hugo shrugged his shoulders.
"Just as you please. Hugo Carmody is the last man," he said, a little
stiffly, "to thrust his assistance on those who do not require same.
But a word from me would make all the difference, and you know it.
Rightly or wrongly, Pat has always looked up to me, regarded me as
a wise elder brother, and, putting it in a nutshell, hung upon my
lips. I could start you off right. However, since you're so blasted
independent, carry on, only bear this in mind--when it's all over and
you are shedding scalding tears of remorse and thinking of what might
have been, don't come yowling to me for sympathy, because there won't
be any."
John went upstairs and packed his bag. He packed well and thoroughly.
This done, he charged down the stairs, and perceived with annoyance
that Hugo was still inflicting the stable yard with his beastly
presence.
But Hugo was not there to make jarring conversation. He was present
now, it appeared, solely in the capacity of Good Angel.
"I've fixed up that tire," said Hugo, "and filled the tank and put in a
drop of oil and passed an eye over the machinery in general. She ought
to run nicely now."
John melted. His mood had softened, and he was in a fitter frame of
mind to remember that he had always been fond of his cousin.
"Thanks. Very good of you. Well, good-bye."
"Good-bye," said Hugo. "And heaven speed your wooing, boy."
Freed from the restrictions placed upon a light two-seater by the
ruts and hillocks of country lanes, John celebrated his arrival on
the broad main road that led to London by placing a large foot on the
accelerator and keeping it there. He was behind time, and he intended
to test a belief which he had long held, that a Widgeon Seven can, if
pressed, do fifty. To the scenery, singularly beautiful in this part
of England, he paid no attention. Automatically avoiding wagons by an
inch and dreamily putting thoughts of the hereafter into the startled
minds of dogs and chickens, he was out of Worcestershire and into
Gloucestershire almost before he had really settled in his seat. It
was only when the long wall that fringes Blenheim Park came into view
that it was borne in upon him that he would be reaching Oxford in a
few minutes and could stop for a well-earned cup of tea. He noted with
satisfaction that he was nicely ahead of the clock.
He drifted past the Martyrs' Memorial, and, picking his way through the
traffic, drew up at the door of the Clarendon. He alighted stiffly, and
stretched himself. And as he did so, something caught his attention out
of the corner of his eye. It was his cousin Hugo, climbing down from
the dickey.
"A very nice run," said Hugo with satisfaction. "I should say we made
pretty good time."
He radiated kindliness and satisfaction with all created things. That
John was looking at him in rather a peculiar way, and apparently trying
to say something, he did not seem to notice.
"A little refreshment would be delightful," he observed. "Dusty work,
sitting in dickeys. By the way, I got on to Pat on the 'phone before
we left, and there's no need to hurry. She's dining out and going to a
theatre to-night."
"What!" cried John, in agony.
"It's all right. Don't get the wind up. She's meeting us at
eleven-fifteen at the Mustard Spoon. I'll come on there from the
fight and we'll have a nice home evening. I'm still a member, so I'll
sign you in. And, what's more, if all goes well at the Albert Hall
and Cyril Warburton is half the man I think he is and I can get some
sporting stranger to bet the other way at reasonable odds, I'll pay the
bill."
"You're very kind!"
"I try to be, John," said Hugo modestly. "I try to be. I don't think we
ought to leave it all to the Boy Scouts."