THE CARRIAGE.

Wonder, being safely in my seat, that there are not more accidents from

people crossing the rails in a large station.

Wonder why there's not a refreshment-room on either side.

Wonder why they always come for your tickets after you've made yourself

comfortable.

Wonder where the dickens I put my ticket.

Wonder, supposing I can't find it, whether the man will believe I ever

had one.

Wonder, on this matter being settled satisfactorily, which is the best

pocket for keeping tickets in.

Wonder why they can't shut the carriage-doors without banging them.

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