_'Traction Engines._--Too many Girls of the Period.
_Truck-Trains._--Most marriage processions at St. George's, Hanover
Square.
_Continuous Brakes._--The results of lodging house attendance.
_Changing Lines._--What we often see after the honeymoon.
_Shunted on to a Siding._--Paterfamilias when Baby appears.
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[Illustration: A party who is quite in favour of light railways for town
and country.]
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[Illustration: OUR COUNTRY COUSINS
_The Gushington girls have just arrived by rail, and are inhaling the
odours of an average London terminus._
_Miss Milly Gushington._ "Wait a bit, uncle." (_Sniff._) "Oh, isn't it
lovely, Hilly? Doesn't it just _smell_ of the season?"
_Miss Hilly Gushington._ "Don't speak about it--only sniff!"]
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