"I will not excuse you; you shall not be excused; excuses shall not
be admitted; there's no excuse shall serve; you shall not be
excused."--_Henry IV._
When Philip Debarry had come home that morning and read the letters
which had not been forwarded to him, he laughed so heartily at Mr.
Lyon's that he congratulated himself on being in his private room.
Otherwise his laughter would have awakened the curiosity of Sir Maximus,
and Philip did not wish to tell any one the contents of the letter until
he had shown them to his uncle. He determined to ride over to the
rectory to lunch; for as Lady Mary was away, he and his uncle might be
_tête-á-tête_.
The rectory was on the other side of the river, close to the church of
which it was the fitting companion: a fine old brick-and-stone house,
with a great bow-window opening from the library on to the deep-turfed
lawn, one fat dog sleeping on the door-stone, another fat dog waddling
on the gravel, the autumn leaves duly swept away, the lingering
chrysanthemums cherished, tall trees stooping or soaring in the most
picturesque variety, and a Virginian creeper turning a little rustic hut
into a scarlet pavilion. It was one of those rectories which are among
the bulwarks of our venerable institutions--which arrest disintegrating
doubt, serve as a double embankment against Popery and Dissent, and
rally feminine instinct and affection to reinforce the decisions of
masculine thought.
"What makes you look so merry, Phil?" said the rector, as his nephew
entered the pleasant library.
"Something that concerns you," said Philip, taking out the letter. "A
clerical challenge. Here's an opportunity for you to emulate the divines
of the sixteenth century and have a theological duel. Read this letter."
"What answer have you sent the crazy little fellow?" said the rector,
keeping the letter in his hand and running over it again and again, with
brow knit, but eyes gleaming without any malignity.
"Oh, I sent no answer. I awaited yours."
"Mine!" said the rector, throwing down the letter on the table. "You
don't suppose I'm going to hold a public debate with a schismatic of
that sort? I should have an infidel shoemaker next expecting me to
answer blasphemies delivered in bad grammar."
"But you see how he puts it," said Philip. With all his gravity of
nature he could not resist a slightly mischievous prompting, though he
had a serious feeling that he should not like to be regarded as failing
to fulfill his pledge. "I think if you refuse, I shall be obliged to
offer myself."
"Nonsense! Tell him he is himself acting a dishonorable part in
interpreting your words as a pledge to do any preposterous thing that
suits his fancy. Suppose he had asked you to give him land to build a
chapel on; doubtless that would have given him a 'lively satisfaction.'
A man who puts a non-natural, strained sense on a promise is no better
than a robber."
"But he has not asked for land. I dare say he thinks you won't object to
his proposal. I confess there's a simplicity and quaintness about the
letter that rather pleases me."
"Let me tell you, Phil, he's a crazy little firefly, that does a great
deal of harm in my parish. He inflames the Dissenters' minds on
politics. There's no end to the mischief done by these busy, prating
men. They make the ignorant multitude the judges of the largest
questions, both political and religious, till we shall soon have no
institution left that is not on a level with the comprehension of a
huckster or a drayman. There can be nothing more retrograde--losing all
the results of civilization, all the lessons of Providence--letting the
windlass run down after men have been turning at it painfully for
generations. If the instructed are not to judge for the uninstructed,
why, let us set Dick Stubbs to make our almanacs, and have a President
of the Royal Society elected by universal suffrage."
The rector had risen, placed himself with his back to the fire, and
thrust his hands in his pockets, ready to insist further on this wide
argument. Philip sat nursing one leg, listening respectfully, as he
always did, though often listening to the sonorous echo of his own
statements, which suited his uncle's needs so exactly that he did not
distinguish them from his own impressions.
"True," said Philip; "but in special cases we have to do with special
conditions. You know I defend the casuists. And it may happen that, for
the honor of the church in Treby, and a little also for my honor,
circumstances may demand a concession even to some notions of a
Dissenting preacher."
"Not at all. I should be making a figure which my brother clergy might
well take as an affront to themselves. The character of the
Establishment has suffered enough already through the Evangelicals, with
their extempore incoherence and their pipe-smoking piety. Look at
Wimple, the man who is vicar of Shuttleton--without his gown and bands
anybody would take him for a grocer in mourning."
"Well, I shall cut a still worse figure, and so will you, in the
Dissenting magazines and newspapers. It will go the round of the
kingdom. There will be a paragraph headed, 'Tory Falsehood and Clerical
Cowardice,' or else, 'The Meanness of the Aristocracy and the
Incompetence of the Beneficed Clergy.'"
"There would be a worse paragraph if I were to consent to the debate. Of
course it would be said that I was beaten hollow, and, that now the
question had been cleared up at Treba Magna, the Church had not a sound
leg to stand on. Besides," the rector went on, frowning and smiling,
"it's all very well for you to talk, Phil; but this debating is not so
easy when a man's close upon sixty. What one writes or says must be
something good and scholarly; and, after all had been done, this little
Lyon would buzz about one like a wasp, and cross-question and rejoin.
Let me tell you, a plain truth may be so worried and mauled by fallacies
as to get the worst of it. There's no such thing as tiring a
talking-machine like Lyon."
"Then you absolutely refuse?"
"Yes, I do."
"You remember that when I wrote my letter of thanks to Lyon you approved
my offer to serve him if possible."
"Certainly I remember it. But suppose he had asked you to vote for civil
marriage, or to go and hear him preach every Sunday?"
"But he has not asked that."
"Something as unreasonable, though."
"Well," said Philip, taking up Mr. Lyon's letter and looking
graver--looking even vexed, "it is rather an unpleasant business for me.
I really felt obliged to him. I think there's a sort of worth in the man
beyond his class. Whatever may be the reason of the case, I shall
disappoint him instead of doing him the service I offered."
"Well, that's a misfortune; we can't help it."
"The worst of it is, I should be insulting him to say, 'I will do
anything else, but not just this that you want.' He evidently feels
himself in company with Luther and Zwingle and Calvin, and considers our
letters part of the history of Protestantism."
"Yes, yes. I know it's rather an unpleasant thing, Phil. You are aware
that I would have done anything in reason to prevent you from becoming
unpopular here. I consider your character a possession to all of us."
"I think I must call on him forthwith and explain and apologize."
"No, sit still; I've thought of something," said the rector, with a
sudden revival of spirits. "I've just seen Sherlock coming in. He is to
lunch with me to-day. It would do no harm for him to hold the debate--a
curate and a young man--he'll gain by it; and it would release you from
any awkwardness, Phil. Sherlock is not going to stay here long, you
know; he'll soon have his title. I'll put the thing to him. He won't
object if I wish it. It's a capital idea. It will do Sherlock good. He's
a clever fellow, but he wants confidence."
Philip had not time to object before Mr. Sherlock appeared--a young
divine of good birth and figure, of sallow complexion and bashful
address.
"Sherlock, you have come in most opportunely," said the rector. "A case
has turned up in the parish in which you can be of eminent use. I know
that is what you have desired ever since you have been with me. But I'm
about so much myself that there really has not been sphere enough for
you. You are a studious man, I know; I dare say you have all the
necessary matter prepared--at your finger-ends, if not on paper."
Mr. Sherlock smiled with rather a trembling lip, willing to distinguish
himself, but hoping that the rector only alluded to a dialogue on
Baptism by Aspersion, or some other pamphlet suited to the purposes of
the Christian Knowledge Society. But as the rector proceeded to unfold
the circumstances under which his eminent service was to be rendered, he
grew more and more nervous.
"You'll oblige me very much, Sherlock," the rector ended, "by going into
this thing zealously. Can you guess what time you will require? because
it will rest with us to fix the day."
"I should be rejoiced to oblige you, Mr. Debarry, but I really think I
am not competent to----"
"That's your modesty, Sherlock. Don't let me hear any more of that. I
know Filmore of Corpus said you might be a first-rate man if your
diffidence didn't do you injustice. And you can refer anything to me,
you know. Come, you will set about the thing at once. But, Phil, you
must tell the preacher to send a scheme of the debate--all the different
heads--and he must agree to keep rigidly within the scheme. There, sit
down at my desk and write the letter now; Thomas shall carry it."
Philip sat down to write, and the rector, with his firm ringing voice,
went on at his ease, giving "indications" to his agitated curate.
"But you can begin at once preparing a good, cogent, clear statement,
and considering the probable points of assault. You can look into Jewel,
Hall, Hooker, Whitgift, and the rest: you'll find them all here. My
library wants nothing in English divinity. Sketch the lower ground taken
by Usher and those men, but bring all your force to bear on marking out
the true High-Church doctrine. Expose the wretched cavils of the
Noncomformists, and the noisy futility that belongs to schismatics
generally. I will give you a telling passage from Burke on the
Dissenters, and some good quotations which I brought together in two
sermons of my own on the Position of the English Church in Christendom.
How long do you think it will take you to bring your thoughts together?
You can throw them afterward into the form of an essay; we'll have the
thing printed; it will do you good with the Bishop."
With all Mr. Sherlock's timidity, there was fascination for him in this
distinction. He reflected that he could take coffee and sit up late, and
perhaps produce something rather fine. It might be a first step toward
that eminence which it was no more than his duty to aspire to. Even a
polemical fame like that of a Philpotts must have had a beginning. Mr.
Sherlock was not insensible to the pleasure of turning sentences
successfully, and it was a pleasure not always unconnected with
preferment. A diffident man likes the idea of doing something
remarkable, which will create belief in him without any immediate
display of brilliancy. Celebrity may blush and be silent, and win a
grace the more. Thus Mr. Sherlock was constrained, trembling all the
while, and much wishing that his essay were already in print.
"I think I could hardly be ready under a fortnight."
"Very good. Just write that, Phil, and tell him to fix the precise day
and place. And then we'll go to lunch."
The rector was quite satisfied. He had talked himself into thinking that
he should like to give Sherlock a few useful hints, look up his own
earlier sermons, and benefit the curate by his criticism, when the
argument had been got into shape. He was a healthy-natured man, but that
was not at all a reason why he should not have those sensibilities to
the odor of authorship which belong to almost everybody who is not
expected to be a writer--and especially to that form of authorship
which is called suggestion, and consists in telling another man that he
might do a great deal with a given subject, by bringing a sufficient
amount of knowledge, reasoning, and wit to bear upon it.
Philip would have had some twinges of conscience about the curate, if he
had not guessed that the honor thrust upon him was not altogether
disagreeable. The Church might perhaps have had a stronger supporter;
but for himself, he had done what he was bound to do: he had done his
best toward fulfilling Mr. Lyon's desire.