Lazy men can be found in all countries; but no lazier specimen of

humanity ever lived than one existing at present near the Tuckasege in

Jackson county. We heard of him one night at a dilapidated farm-house of

an ex-sheriff of that county. It can better be told in the exact words

of the conversation through which we learned of the specimen’s

existence; but, in order for you to fully appreciate it, it will be

necessary to give an idea of the appearance of the house and its

surroundings. The farm of level land was first owned by an enterprising

farmer. The house, a large, log one, was built by him 40 years ago. It

now consists of a main building of two stories, with a wing in the rear.

It first struck us that the house had never been completed; for on

riding toward it we found ourselves under a long roof extending from the

main building. The loft and roof overhead were intact, and were

supported by posts at the two corners out from the house. It was

apparently a wing that had never been sided or floored.

After supper as we sat by the moonlight-flooded window, on inquiring of

our host why the large wing had never been finished, he answered:

“Finished? Why, it war finished, but when the old man died, his son and

heir, one of the no-countist fellows what ever lived, moved in. Wal, ye

see them woods, yander?”

“Yes.”

“Not more ’en fifty yard away.”

“Just about that.”

“Wal, do you know thet thet man war too cussed lazy to go to them woods

for fire wood, and so tore down thet wing, piece by piece, flooring,

sidings, window sashes, doors--everything but the loft and roof, and

he’d a took them ef he hadn’t been too lazy to climb up stairs.”

“Wonder he didn’t take the whole house.”

“I spect he would ef I hadn’t bought him out when I did. Why, man! this

whole farm-yard was an apple orchard then. How many trees do you see

now?”

“Three.”

“That’s all. Chopped down, every damned one of ’em, for the fire-place.

Lazy, why, dog my skin!--”

“Where is he now?”

“He lives in a poor chunk of a cabin over in them woods, close enough

now to fire-wood, shore.”

Down further on the Valley river the landscape grows more open, and the

rugged mountains become softened down to undulating hills, drawn far

back from the stream, and leaving between them wide vales, rich in soil,

generous in crops, and in places over three miles in width. This is in

Cherokee, the extreme southwest county of North Carolina. Murphy, the

county-seat, is a small, weather-worn village, located in nearly the

center of the county. The Western North Carolina Railroad, as projected,

will, on its way to Ducktown, soon intersect it.

Just before reaching Valley river, the traveler will notice a large,

white house, situated in a fine orchard. Mrs. Walker’s is known through

the western counties as a place of excellent accommodation. At this

point, the road to the lower valley of the Nantihala, turns abruptly to

the right. It is a rough way through an uninviting country, thinly

inhabited, poor in farming lands, and devoid of scenery. After miles of

weary travel, the road disappears from the sunlight into a deep ravine.

A stream disputes passage with the swampy road, which is fairly built

upon the springy roots of the rhododendrons. It seems to be the bottom

of some deep-sunk basin, which at one time was the center of a lake,

whose waters, finding a way out, left a rich deposit for a luxuriant

forest to spring from. The trunks of the trees are covered with

yellowish-green moss. Matted walls of living and dead rhododendrons and

kalmias line the way. Your horse will stumble wearily along, especially

if it is soon after a rain; and if a buggy is behind him, it will take

a good reinsman to keep it from upsetting in the axle-deep ruts, over

low stumps and half-rotten logs. Keep up your spirits, and think little

of the convenience of the place for the accomplishment of a dark deed.

Soon it comes to an end, and a firmer, though rough, road leads into an

open forest, and gradually descends a narrow valley between prodigiously

high mountains.

The passage of Red Marble gap is now made, and the valley of the

Nantihala again entered twelve miles below where the State road crosses

at Monday’s. The first view of it will cause you to rise in your

stirrups. It is a narrow valley, with one farm-house lying in the

foreground. Around it rise massive mountain walls, perfectly

perpendicular, veiled with woods, and in height fully 2,000 feet.

Directly before you is a parting of the tremendous ranges, and through

this steep-sided gap, purple lines of mountains, rising one behind

another, bar the vision. The picture of these far-away ranges, in the

subdued coloring of distance, is of inspiring grandeur. The river is

unseen at this point; but, if the Cheowah Mountain road is ascended, its

white line of waters will be visible, as it issues from the wild gorge

at the head of the valley; and; bickering along between wood-fringed

banks, by the farm-house, under and out from under the birches, at

length disappears in the wilderness leading toward the great gap.

Widow Nelson lives in the only visible farm-house,--a low,

ill-constructed, frame dwelling with a log cabin in the rear, and small

barn near by. It is a hospitable shelter or dinner-place for the

traveler. On the widow’s porch is always seated a fat old man named

Reggles. He is short in stature, has red, puffed, smooth-shaven cheeks,

and appears like “a jolly old soul.” You will hear his sonorous voice,

if you draw rein at the fence to make inquiries concerning distances;

for he is an animated, universal guide-post, and answers in a set manner

all questions.

So few settlers live along the Nantihala that the strongest friendship

binds them together; and every one considers all the people surrounding

him, within a radius of ten miles, his neighbors. The social ties

between the young folks are kept warm principally by the old-fashioned

“hoe-downs.” During a week’s stay in the valley, we improved an

opportunity to attend one of these dances. Satisfactory arrangements

being made, one evening before dark we started with Owenby, a guide. A

branch road led to our destination,--a path, that, though a faint cattle

trail in the beginning, had grown, after being traveled over by the

mountaineers’ oxen and their summer sleds, into a road. As is usually

the case, it followed up an impetuous little torrent. At a small, log

cabin, where we stopped after proceeding a mile on one journey, we were

joined by a party of twenty young men and women; and with this body we

began the ascent to Sallow’s, where the dance was to be held. Still

enough twilight remained for us to find our way without difficulty. All

walked with the exception of three men, who, each with his respective

young lady seated behind him, rode mules, and led the way. After a

steady climb for several miles we halted before the dim outlines of

another little cabin. The mounted ones dismounted and fastened their

steeds.

“I reckon we’ll surprise ’em, fer it ’pears they’ve all gone to roost,”

remarked Owenby, as we silently stepped over the leveled bars of the

fence into the potato patch bordering the road. Not a streak of light

shone through a crack of the cabin, not a sound came from the interior.

One of our party pushed the puncheon door, which easily swung open with

a creak of wooden hinges.

“Come to life in hyar! Up an’ out! Hi, yi, Dan and Molly!” he yelled,

while following his lead we all crowded into the single room. The fire

had smouldered until only a few coals remained, and those were

insufficient to throw any light on the scene.

“Good Lord! what does this mean?” growled, from a dark corner, some one

who was evidently proprietor of the premises.

“Hit means we’re hyar for a dance, ole man; so crawl out,” laughingly

returned our self-constituted spokesman.

“Well, I reckon we’re in fer it,” continued the disturbed, as we heard a

bed creak, and bare feet strike the floor. “Pitch some pine knots on the

fire, and face hit an’ the wall while wife an’ me gits our duds on.”

A few seconds after, the host and hostess were ready to receive company,

and a blazing pine fire illuminated a room 20 × 25 feet in dimensions.

The beds were one side and the frowsy heads of eight children stuck with

wondering faces out from the torn covers. Two tables and a few chairs

were on the middle floor, and numerous garments and household articles

hung on the walls. The light from the great, gaping fire-place, in one

end of the room, showed the party off to advantage. The girls were

attired in their best garments; some of light yellow, though blue

dresses preponderated. The characters of most interest to all present

were two good-natured-looking young men dressed in “biled” shirts, green

neckties, “store-boughten” coats, and homespun pantaloons. With

self-important airs they accepted and immediately covered two chairs

before the blazing hearth. One of the twain had a home-made banjo on his

knee; the other, a violin. The necessary scraping and twanging to get

the instruments in tune took place; and then the older musician

announced that the ball was open.

“Trot out yer gals,” said he; “There mustn’t be enny hangin’ back while

these ’ere cat-gut strings last. Git up an’ shine!”

After some hesitation four couples stepped into the center of the floor,

forming two sets. Each one separated from and stood facing his partner.

Then the music struck up, and such music! The tune was one of the

liveliest jigs imaginable, and the musicians sang as they played. The

dancers courtesied and then began a singular dance. There was no calling

off; it was simply a jig on the part of each performer. The girls danced

with arms akimbo, reeling sideways one way, and then sideways the other.

Their partners, with slouched hats still on their heads, hair swinging

loosely, every muscle in motion and all in time with the music, careered

around in like manner. The rest of the party stood silent and interested

looking on; and on the whole scene blazed the pine knots.

At intervals, parties of two, three, or more, of the men slipped out of

the door, then in a few minutes returned, apparently refreshed by a

draught of the night air, or something else. After the finish of one of

the dances, in which we strangers engaged, a fierce-mustached

mountaineer tapped me on the shoulder, whispering as he did so: “Come

outside a minnit.”

I hesitated for a moment, hardly knowing whether I would better follow

or not; then I stepped after him. As the light shone through the open

door, I saw that three men were outside with him. The door shut behind

me. It was intensely dark, every star was blotted out, and a damp,

chilly wind was sweeping down the mountain. We walked a few steps from

the house.

“What do you want?” I asked in an apprehensive tone.

No one spoke. I attempted to repeat the question, but before I could do

so, the man who had invited me out, said: “We don’t know your

principles, but we seed you ’aint got the big-head, an’ like yer way o’

joinin’ in. We want to do the fair thing, an’ no offence meant, we hope,

whichever way you decide.--Won’t you take a drink?”

I had feared some harm was intended, possibly for dancing with the girl

of one of the fellows. I felt relieved. In the darkness I felt a small

jug placed in my hands, and heard the corn-cob stopper being drawn from

it.

For several hours longer the dancing kept up, and so did the outside

drinking, the motions of the drinkers growing wilder as they joined in

on the floor. It was two o’clock when the musicians’ powers failed them.

Preparations were made for departure.

“Hits blacker outside ’en the muzzle o’ my old flint-lock,” remarked

Sallow, as he opened the creaking door; “I reckon ye’d best light some

pine knots ter see yer way down the mounting.”

Each man selected a knot from a pile near the fire-place; lighted it,

and with flaming torch filed out into the night. The mules were mounted,

each animal carrying double, as spoken of above; and then into the dark,

still forest we went. The scene was striking. Those in front were close

in one body, the torches, with black smoke curling upwards, being held

high in air, rendering the carriers visible, and lighting up the woods

with a strange glare. The lights wavered and danced in circles, as if

those who held them were unsteady on their feet. Now and then, one of

the boisterous mountaineers would fire off his pistol, giving rise to

shrill screams from the fair sex, loud laughs from their partners, and

causing the mules to jump in a manner terrifying to their riders.

However, no accidents occurred, and journeying on, we soon reached our

temporary quarters, well satisfied with the night’s experience.

On this occasion the hilarity of a number of the party proved damaging

to them. Some one gave in evidence of their carrying concealed weapons;

and, soon after, several arrests were made and convictions followed. The

law against carrying concealed weapons is stringently enforced in the

mountain section of the State, and with good results.

Shooting matches are frequent, in the valley of the western section.

The prize is generally a beef. The time is in October, when the cattle,

in sleek condition, are driven down from the mountain summits. Notice of

the proposed match is communicated to the settlers; and, on the stated

day, the adepts in the use of shooting-irons, assemble, with their cap

and flintlock rifles, at the place of contest. The gray-haired,

rheumatic, old settler, with bear scratches, will be there. His eyes are

as sharp as ever, and the younger men, who have never shot at anything

larger than a wild-cat or turkey, must draw fine beads if they excel

him. Every beef makes five prizes. The hind quarters form two; the fore

quarters the next two; and the hide and tallow the last choice.

Sometimes there is a sixth prize, consisting of the privilege of cutting

out the lead shot by the contestants into the tree forming the

back-ground for the target. The value of a beef is divided into shilling

shares, which are sold to purchasers and then shot off. The best shots

take first choice, and so on. Three judges preside.

It is an interesting sight to watch the proceedings of a shooting-match.

If it is to be in the afternoon, the long open space beside the creek,

and within the circle of chestnut trees, where the shooting is to be

done, is empty; but, just as the shadow of the sun is shortest, they

begin to assemble. Some of them come on foot; others in wagons, or, as

is most generally the case, on horseback galloping along through the

woods. The long-haired denizen of the hidden mountain cove drops in,

with his dog at his heels. The young blacksmith, in his sooty

shirt-sleeves, walks over from his way-side forge. The urchins who, with

their fish-rods, haunt the banks of the brook, are gathered in as great

force as their “daddies” and elder brothers.

A unique character, who frequently mingles with the crowd, is the

“nat’ral-born hoss-swopper.” He has a keen eye to see at a glance the

defects and perfections of horse or mule (in his own opinion), and

always carries the air of a man who feels a sort of superiority over

his fellow men. At a prancing gait, he rides the result of his last

sharp bargain, into the group, and keeps his saddle, with the neck of

his horse well arched, by means of the curb-bit, until another

mountaineer, with like trading propensities, strides up to him, and

claps his hand on the horse’s mane, exclaiming:

“What spavined critter ye got a-straddle ov to-day, Bill?”

“He aint got nary blemish on ’im, you old cross-eyed sinner!”

“Bill, thet hoss looks ez tho’ he hed the sweeney, wunct?” remarks a

looker-on.

“Hits an infernal lie!” returns Bill, emphatically.

“Yas,” begins a cadaverous-cheeked, long-drawn-out denizen from over the

mountain, who has circled clear around the animal and his rider: “He’s

the very hoss-brute ez hed it. Tuk hit when they wuz drivin’ ’im in Toe

Eldridge’s sorghum mill.”

The rider, meanwhile, begins to look discouraged.

“He kicked Tom Malley powerful bad, ef thet’s the animal Tom uster own,”

chimes in another observer.

“Mebby you thinks this hoss needs buryin’,” remarks Bill, sarcastically;

“He’ll hev more life in ’im twenty ye’r from now than airy o’ you’uns

hey ter-day.”

“Ef he aint blind on his off side ye kin ride over me,” says one critic;

turning the horse’s head around, and then dropping the bridle as Bill

reaches over to strike him.

“He’s a good ’un on the go, tho’;” and at this bland remark of a

friendly farmer, Bill begins to revive.

“You’re right,” exclaims the rider.

“Is thet so!” thunders a heavy-set fellow, following his utterance by

clasping Bill around the waist and hauling him off the steed, which

proves to be old enough to stand still without demurring.

“I reckon I’ll try him myself, Bill,” he says, as he thrusts one foot

into the stirrup, and throws a long leg over the saddle, “and ef he’s

got a fa’r gait I mought gin ye a swap. Look at yan mule, while I ride

him sorter peert for a few rod.”

An examination on the part of both swappers always results in a trade,

boot being frequently given. A chance to make a change in horseflesh is

never let slip by a natural-born trader. The life of his business

consists in quick and frequent bargains; and at the end of a busy month

he is either mounted on a good saddle horse, or is reduced to an old

rack, blind and lame. The result will be due to the shrewdness or

dullness of the men he dealt with, or the unexpected sickness on his

hands of what was considered a sound animal.

One or more of the numerous candidates (Democratic, Republican,

Independent, or otherwise) for county or state honors will likely

descend on the green before the sport is over. He will shake hands with

every full-fledged voter present,--shaking with his own peculiar grip,

which one, with some plausibility, might be misled into believing meant

“God bless you,” instead of “Be at the November polls for me--and

liberty.” Most of the men understand the soft solder of the fawning

politician, and exchange winks with one another, as in succession each

one is button-holed by the aspirant.

It is generally an orderly crowd, and arrangements are soon made for the

first shot. At sixty yards from the white piece of black-centered paper,

the shooter lays himself flat on the ground; and, with his rifle

(covered with a long tin shade to keep out the glaring sunlight) resting

over a rail, he takes deliberate aim and pulls the trigger. A center

shot meets with applause. Thus the day goes by, until every share has

been blazed away, the beef is butchered and divided, and the lucky

marksmen stagger homeward, each with his quarter in a sack on one

shoulder and his rifle on the other. If daylight still remains, some of

the crowd often engage in a squirrel hunt. It is no trouble to kill gray

squirrels in any of the woods. The crack marksman with a rifle generally

barks his squirrel. Barking a squirrel is one of the fine arts. The

hunter takes aim and fires at the upper edge of the limb on which the

squirrel sits, instantly killing him from concussion created by the

splintered bark.

But let us pursue the river from the Cheowah mountain to the Little

Tennessee. It is a distance of twelve miles, and not once do the road

and stream part company. At Widow Nelson’s it is a white winding-sheet

of rapids, as far as the eye can reach. A hundred yards by the house,

and the mountains draw themselves together again. The road straggles

around the foot of a cliff. The waters roar and splash beside it.

Overhead, the foliage is of a brilliant green, and the sky usually a

transparent blue. By the dilapidated dwelling of Widow Jarett you soon

pass. There is a cleared tract of land here. Across the river, with its

foot in the water, one of the Nantihala range towers 2,000 feet above

the valley. You must lean back to look upward along its green face and

see the edge of the summit. Up one steep ravine is a trail leading to

Brier Town. It is termed the Cat’s Stairs. Your mule must be dragged by

the bridle if you attempt the ascent.

Three miles down the stream, as you issue from the forest on the brow of

a gentle declivity, a wild picture lies spread before the eyes. You are

looking across a long pent-in vale. On one side the Anderson Roughs,

lofty and impending, with steep ridges, one behind the other, descending

to the river, reach away to where the blue sky dips in between them and

the last visible perpendicular wall that frowns along the valley’s

opposite border. The wildness of the scene is heightened instead of

softened by the vision of Campbell’s lowly cabin in the center of the

narrow corn-fields. You see the smoke above its blackened roof; several

uncombed children tumbling in the sunshine; the rail fence close by its

frail porch; and, beyond it, the limpid Nantihala, smooth and turbulent

alternately, and filling the ears with its loud monotone. (See

Frontispiece.)

“Buck” Campbell is a whole-souled fellow; his wife, a pleasant woman. If

you have time, stop here. Excepting the good-natured bearing of the

mountaineer and his wife, you will see nothing inviting about the place,

until the table is set for supper, out in the open air, at one end of

the cabin. The meal will be an appetizing one. Between each bite you

take of a smoking piece of corn-dodger, you can look up at the shadowed

front of the Anderson Roughs (for long since the western wall has

intercepted the sunlight from pouring on it), and watch how the shadows

thicken, while still the sky is bright and clear above. The

signification of noon-day sun, as applied to the river, will strike you

forcibly. Late in the morning and early in the evening the valley is in

shade. There is but one room in the cabin, consequently you will all

sleep together, and awake in the morning feeling that there is something

in the humblest path of life to keep a man happy.

Every morning, except in winter, a heavy fog fills the valley. This is

unfavorable for the cultivation of small grain, consequently corn is the

only profitable production on the Nantihala. Issuing from the cabin, you

jump the fence and go to the river to perform your ablutions. A tin

basin is not one of Campbell’s possessions. You are sure of clean water,

however; and, leaning over the river’s bosom, you have something to act

as a mirror, while you comb your hair with your fingers. If you yell for

it, a towel will be brought by one of a pair of black-eyed youngsters,

fondly called “Dutch” and “Curly” by their father. Campbell says he

believes in nicknaming his children; for he does not see why they should

go by their proper names any more than people should call him “Buck,”

instead of Alexander.

By 9 o’clock the mist has rolled itself in clouds and drifted up the

heights, a belt of sunshine is half way down the mountain on the west,

and day has fairly dawned. If it is in the early fall, the drum of the

pheasant may be heard from the near woods. The quail has ceased his

piping for the season, but he has by no means migrated, as one might

infer from his silence; for if you stroll through the fields, great

bevies will frequently rise from your feet and start in all directions

with such a whirr of wings that you will jump in spite of yourself. I

have started wood-cock in the wet tangles of the mountain streams, but

they are rare birds.

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