_Returns to the affairs of Mrs. Munden_
There were present at the entertainment made by Mr. Goodman, several
other of his friends, besides Sir Ralph and Lady Trusty, the two Mr.
Thoughtlesses, and Mrs. Munden. The husband of that lady had also
received an invitation to be one of the guests; but he pretended a
previous engagement would not permit him to accept the favour intended
him.
He made his excuse, however, in terms so polite, and seemingly sincere,
that none of the company, excepting those who were in the secret of the
disagreement between him and his wife, had any apprehensions that his
absence was occasioned by any other motive that what his message had
expressed.
Sir Ralph Trusty and his lady, who were the only persons who had the
least suspicion of the truth of this affair, could not help being a good
deal concerned at it; but they forbore taking any notice, till the
latter, perceiving Mrs. Munden had retired to a window at the farther
end of the room, in order to give herself a little air, stept hastily
towards her, and, in a low voice, accosted her in these terms.
'I see plainly, my dear,' said she, 'through the excuse your husband has
made for not complying with Mr. Goodman's invitation; and am heartily
sorry to find this fresh proof of the disunion between you. It is high
time something should be attempted to put things on a better footing. I
will desire Sir Ralph to send for Mr. Munden to-morrow, and we will try
what can be done.'
'Your ladyship is extremely good,' replied the other; 'and I shall be
always ready to submit to whatever you shall think proper for me: but I
am determined to be entirely passive in this affair, and shall continue
to live with Mr. Munden in the same manner I do at present, till a very
great alteration in his behaviour shall oblige me to think I ought, in
gratitude, to make some change in mine.'
Lady Trusty would not prolong the conversation, for fear of being
observed; and they both rejoined the company. After this, there passed
nothing of sufficient moment to acquaint the reader with; so that I
shall only say, that, after a day, and great part of the ensuing night,
spent in feasting, merriment and all that could exhilarate the spirits
and excite good-humour, every one retired to their respective dwellings,
highly satisfied with the manner in which they had been entertained by
the younger merchant.
Lady Trusty was far from being forgetful of the promise she had made to
her fair friend; and, after a serious consultation with Sir Ralph in
what manner it was most proper to proceed, prevailed upon that
gentleman, who was little less zealous than herself in doing good
offices, to write the following billet to Mr. Munden.
'To George Munden, Esq.
Sir,
A business which, I am perfectly well assured, is of the utmost
consequence both to your present and future happiness, obliges me
to intreat the favour of seeing you this morning at my house; it
not being so proper (for reasons I shall hereafter inform you of)
for me to wait on you at yours.
As I have no other interest in what I have to impart, than merely
the pleasure I shall take in doing you a service, and discharging
what I think the duty of every honest man, I flatter myself you
will not fail of complying immediately with my request; and, at the
same time, believe me to be, what I am, with the greatest
sincerity, Sir, your well-wisher, and most humble and most obedient
servant,
RALPH TRUSTY.'
This letter being sent pretty early in the morning, Mr. Munden was but
just out of bed when he received it--a breakfast much less pleasing to
him than his chocolate. He doubted not but his wife had made Lady Trusty
acquainted with the whole secret of his family-affairs; and therefore
easily guessed on what score he was sent for in this pressing manner by
Sir Ralph; and, as it was highly disagreeable to him to enter into any
discussions on that head, it was some time before he could resolve
within himself what answer he should send.
But whatever deficiencies there might be in this gentleman, none,
excepting those of his own family, to whom he did not think it worth his
while to be complaisant, could ever accuse him of want of politeness--a
character so dear to him, that, perhaps he would not have forfeited it,
even for the attainment of any other of the more shining and valuable
virtues of his sex.
Perplexing, therefore, as he knew this interview must necessarily be to
him, he could not think of behaving in an uncourtly manner to a
gentleman of Sir Ralph Trusty's rank and fortune; and having ordered
that the servant who brought the letter should come up, desired him, in
the most affable terms, to acquaint his master that nothing should
deprive him of the honour of attending him the moment he was dressed.
Sir Ralph Trusty, in his younger years, had lived very much in London,
had kept the best company in it; and though he was perfectly sincere in
his nature, and had a thorough contempt for all those idle superfluous
ceremonies, which some people look upon as the height of good-breeding,
and value themselves so much upon, yet he knew how to put them in
practice when ever he found they would facilitate any point he had to
gain; and as Mr. Munden was altogether the courtier in his behaviour, he
thought it best to address him in his own way, and receive him rather in
a manner as if he was about to praise him for some laudable action he
had done, than make any remonstrances to him on a conduct which he
wanted to convince him required some amendment.
After having said a great many obliging things to him, in order to bring
him into a humour proper for his purpose, the politick old baronet began
in these terms to open the business on which he had desired to speak
with him.
'I have not words to make you sensible,' continued he, 'how much your
absence was regretted yesterday by all the company at Mr. Goodman's,
especially by the two Mr. Thoughtlesses, who, indeed, on all occasions,
express the highest esteem and regard for you, both as a friend and
brother; but I was more particularly affected, when, on coming home, my
wife acquainted me with what she imagined the real cause that deprived
us of you.
'She told me,' added he, 'that having the other day surprized Mrs.
Munden in tears and great confusion, she would not leave her until she
wrested from her a secret, which I am equally ashamed and sorry to
repeat; but which you can be at no loss to guess at.'
Though Mr. Munden had foreseen on what account he was sent for, and had
prepared himself for it, yet he could to forbear testifying some
confusion; but, recovering himself from it as soon as he could, 'Yes,
Sir Ralph, I easily perceive,' answered he, 'that my wife has been
making some complaints against me to your lady, which, doubtless, have
laid me under her displeasure, as I know the accuser has the advantage
of the accused, in the opinion of those to whom they appeal.'
'Not at all,' cried Sir Ralph hastily; 'I dare answer that my wife is no
less concerned for your sake, than for that of Mrs. Munden, at the
unfortunate disagreement that has happened between you.'
As he was speaking these words, Lady Trusty, either by design or
accident, passed by the door of the room where they were sitting. 'Come
in, my dear,' said Sir Ralph to her, 'and justify yourself from being
swayed against right reason, by any partial affection to your fair
friend.'
'If you mean in the case of Mrs. Munden, as I suppose you do,' replied
she, 'I can acquit myself with very great ease from any imputation on
that score; and am ready, even before her husband, to give it as my
judgment, that, in all disputes between persons who are married to each
other, especially when carried to any height, neither of them are wholly
faultless; for, though one may be the first aggressor, the other seldom,
if ever, behaves so as not to incur some part of the blame.'
'Your ladyship is all goodness,' said Mr. Munden, very respectfully;
'and, in what you have said, discover not only a penetration, but also a
love of justice, which can never be too much admired and applauded. What
your ladyship has observed between me and Mrs. Munden, is exactly the
thing; it is certain, that both of us have been to blame; I have,
perhaps, acted in a manner somewhat too abruptly towards her, and she in
one too resentful, and too imperious, towards me; and though I am
willing to allow my dear Betsy all the merit of those good qualities she
is possessed of, yet I cannot help giving her some part of the character
Mr. Congreve ascribes to Zara in his Mourning Bride, and saying--
"That she has passion, which outstrips the winds,
And roots her reason up."
Lady Trusty, who, for the sake of Mrs. Munden's reputation, was so
eager to patch up a reconciliation at any rate between her and her
husband, would not seem to defend her behaviour as a wife, while she
gently accused him of having too far exerted the authority of a husband.
In a word, both Sir Ralph and his lady managed in so artful a manner,
still blending cajolings with remonstrances, that, when they came to
enter into a discussion on this affair, Mr. Munden, whatever he thought
in his heart, could not forbear seeming to yield to the justice of their
reasonings.
He consented, though not without some scruples, and a much greater share
of inward reluctance than his complaisance would permit him to make shew
of, to add one guinea per week to his allowance for the expences of his
table. As to the rest, he readily enough agreed to meet his wife half
way towards a reconciliation; assured them, that he was far from
requiring any other submission on her part, than what he would set her
the example of in himself, and that he wished nothing more than to
exchange forgiveness with her.
On this, Lady Trusty dispatched a servant directly to Mrs. Munden, to
let her know she must needs speak with her immediately, which summons
was no sooner delivered than complied with.
This prudent lady having cast about in her mind all that was proper to
be done, in order to accomplish the good work she laboured for, and had
so much at heart, would not leave it in the power of chance to
disappoint what she had so happily begun; and having prevailed over the
ill-nature and sourness of the husband, thought it equally necessary to
prevent the resentment, or inadvertency, of the wife from frustrating
her endeavours.
On being told that Mrs. Munden was come, she ran down stairs to receive
her, led her into a parlour, and informed her, as briefly as she could,
all that part which she thought would be most satisfactory to her, of
the conversation which had passed between them and Mr. Munden on her
score.
Finding what she said was received by the other more coolly than she
wished, she took that privilege which her rank, her age, and the
friendship she had always shewn to her, might justly claim, to
remonstrate to her, that it did not become her situation and character
to stand too much upon punctilios at this time; when all that either
was, or ought to be, dear to womankind, depended on a speedy
accommodation with her husband: 'The unhappy brulée,' said she, 'has
lasted too long--your servants must certainly know it--you cannot be
assured of their secrecy--the whole affair, perhaps, with large
additions to it, will soon become the talk of the town--every one will
be descanting upon it; and how much soever Mr. Munden may be in fault,
you cannot hope to escape your share in the censure.'
Poor Mrs. Munden, who looked upon this lady as a second mother, would
not attempt to offer any thing in opposition to the arguments she used;
and, besides, could not forbear avowing, within herself, the justice of
them. 'Well, Madam,' answered she, with a deep sigh, 'I shall endeavour
to follow your ladyship's advice; and, since I am a wife, will do my
best to make the yoke I have submitted to, sit as lightly upon me as
possible.'
Lady Trusty perceiving her spirits were very much depressed, omitted
nothing, that the shortness of time would allow, to persuade her to
believe, that her condition was not so unhappy, in reality, as she at
present imagined it to be; and having brought her to somewhat of a more
chearful temper, conducted her into the room where Sir Ralph and Mr.
Munden were still discoursing on the matter in question.
'Welcome, my fair charge,' cried the former, taking her by the hand, and
drawing her towards Mr. Munden; 'I have once already had the honour of
giving you to this gentleman--permit me to do so a second time; I hope
with the same satisfaction, on both sides, as at first.'
'On mine, by Heaven, it is!' replied Mr. Munden, flying hastily to
embrace her, as she moved slowly forward; 'if my dearest Betsy will
promise to forget what is past, the pains I have suffered, during this
interruption of my happiness, will be a sufficient security for her,
that I shall be very careful for the future to avoid doing any thing
that may again subject me to the like misfortune.'
These words, and the tender air which he assumed in speaking them, were
so much beyond what Mrs. Munden could have expected from him, after his
late treatment of her, that all her pride, her anger, and even her
indifference, subsided at that instant, and gave place to sentiments of
the most gentle nature.
'You must believe,' answered she, with an infinity of sweetness in her
voice and eyes, 'that I have also had my share of anguish: but whatever
inquietudes you have sustained on my account must be forgotten on your
part, as it shall be mine to make atonement for them by every thing in
my power, which can flatter me with the hopes of doing so.'
Insensible and morose as Mr. Munden was, he could not avoid, on this
obliging behaviour in his fair wife, being touched in reality with some
soft emotions, which he so well knew how to magnify the appearance of,
that not only herself, but the bye-standers, imagined he was the most
transported man alive.
Impossible it is to express how much Sir Ralph, and his good lady,
rejoiced to see this happy event: they entertained them very elegantly
at dinner, in the afternoon they went all together to take the air in
Kensington Gardens; and a great deal of company coming in the evening to
visit Lady Trusty, every thing contributed to keep up the spirit and
good-humour of the newly re-united pair.