Children and Game: a Proposal

Of the many wild absurdities of our existing social order perhaps the

most grotesque is the costly and strictly enforced reservation of large

tracts of country as deer forests and breeding grounds for pheasants

whilst there is so little provision of the kind made for children.

I have more than once thought of trying to introduce the shooting

of children as a sport, as the children would then be preserved very

carefully for ten months in the year, thereby reducing their death rate

far more than the fusillades of the sportsmen during the other two would

raise it. At present the killing of a fox except by a pack of foxhounds

is regarded with horror; but you may and do kill children in a hundred

and fifty ways provided you do not shoot them or set a pack of dogs on

them. It must be admitted that the foxes have the best of it; and indeed

a glance at our pheasants, our deer, and our children will convince the

most sceptical that the children have decidedly the worst of it.

This much hope, however, can be extracted from the present state of

things. It is so fantastic, so mad, so apparently impossible, that no

scheme of reform need ever henceforth be discredited on the ground that

it is fantastic or mad or apparently impossible. It is the sensible

schemes, unfortunately, that are hopeless in England. Therefore I have

great hopes that my own views, though fundamentally sensible, can be

made to appear fantastic enough to have a chance.

First, then, I lay it down as a prime condition of sane society, obvious

as such to anyone but an idiot, that in any decent community, children

should find in every part of their native country, food, clothing,

lodging, instruction, and parental kindness for the asking. For the

matter of that, so should adults; but the two cases differ in that as

these commodities do not grow on the bushes, the adults cannot have

them unless they themselves organize and provide the supply, whereas the

children must have them as if by magic, with nothing to do but rub the

lamp, like Aladdin, and have their needs satisfied.

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