The Infinite School Task

The question of children's work, however, is only a question of what the

child ought to do for the community. How highly it should qualify itself

is another matter. But most of the difficulty of inducing children

to learn would disappear if our demands became not only definite but

finite. When learning is only an excuse for imprisonment, it is an

instrument of torture which becomes more painful the more progress is

made. Thus when you have forced a child to learn the Church Catechism,

a document profound beyond the comprehension of most adults, you are

sometimes at a standstill for something else to teach; and you therefore

keep the wretched child repeating its catechism again and again until

you hit on the plan of making it learn instalments of Bible verses,

preferably from the book of Numbers. But as it is less trouble to set a

lesson that you know yourself, there is a tendency to keep repeating the

already learnt lesson rather than break new ground. At school I began

with a fairly complete knowledge of Latin grammar in the childish sense

of being able to repeat all the paradigms; and I was kept at this, or

rather kept in a class where the master never asked me to do it because

he knew I could, and therefore devoted himself to trapping the boys who

could not, until I finally forgot most of it. But when progress took

place, what did it mean? First it meant Caesar, with the foreknowledge

that to master Caesar meant only being set at Virgil, with the

culminating horror of Greek and Homer in reserve at the end of that. I

preferred Caesar, because his statement that Gaul is divided into three

parts, though neither interesting nor true, was the only Latin sentence

I could translate at sight: therefore the longer we stuck at Caesar the

better I was pleased. Just so do less classically educated children see

nothing in the mastery of addition but the beginning of subtraction, and

so on through multiplication and division and fractions, with the black

cloud of algebra on the horizon. And if a boy rushes through all that,

there is always the calculus to fall back on, unless indeed you insist

on his learning music, and proceed to hit him if he cannot tell you the

year Beethoven was born.

A child has a right to finality as regards its compulsory lessons.

Also as regards physical training. At present it is assumed that the

schoolmaster has a right to force every child into an attempt to become

Porson and Bentley, Leibnitz and Newton, all rolled into one. This is

the tradition of the oldest grammar schools. In our times an even more

horrible and cynical claim has been made for the right to drive boys

through compulsory games in the playing fields until they are too much

exhausted physically to do anything but drop off to sleep. This is

supposed to protect them from vice; but as it also protects them from

poetry, literature, music, meditation and prayer, it may be dismissed

with the obvious remark that if boarding schools are places whose

keepers are driven to such monstrous measures lest more abominable

things should happen, then the sooner boarding schools are violently

abolished the better. It is true that society may make physical claims

on the child as well as mental ones: the child must learn to walk, to

use a knife and fork, to swim, to ride a bicycle, to acquire sufficient

power of self-defence to make an attack on it an arduous and uncertain

enterprise, perhaps to fly. What as a matter of common-sense it clearly

has not a right to do is to make this an excuse for keeping the child

slaving for ten hours at physical exercises on the ground that it is not

yet as dexterous as Cinquevalli and as strong as Sandow.

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